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Nursing job application

Any one have any hits or tips for me ...i am completing an application? Im in scotland if theres anything specific to that? Help is appreciated xxx...

anotheoldgit

We don't like them, they don't like us.

Since the start of all this "we don't like them", "they don't like us" criticisms over the French and Germans, I refer of course to the recent falling out over Cameron refusing to...

maggiebee

CHRISTMAS FAIRY

CHRISTMAS FAIRY I am a little fairy On tap o' the Christmas Tree It's no' a job I fancy Well how would you like tae be me A tarted up wi' tinsel It's enough to mak ye boak An a couple o' jaggy...

flobadob

What is on top of your christmas tree?

What have you placed on top of your tree this christmas? Most people I assume will have a star or an angel or fairy. We have a santa looking guy wearing a white suit.

Hymie

A man walks into a bar

‘Can I have a pint of Less, please?’ he asks. ‘I’m sorry sir’ the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled. ‘I’ve not come across that one before – it...

jason.p

Moral decline

First of all, apologies if this is not quite in the right category. I've been "lurking" on this site for quite some time now and find the argument/discussion between theist and atheist...

chirpychirpy

Has Bruce Fosyth Just Killed Off His Own Career, Finally?

Harry Judd wins Strictly, his McFly bandmates rush from the audience on to the dancefloor to congratulate him, Bruce clearly mistakes them for hooligans and runs around shouting "Get Off!"...

stokemaveric

throwing it down with snow here...

in fact its a white-out.......

LochNessMonster

Do you think science with ever find me ?

Nessie, The Loch ness Monster. 0 :-p...

ladyalex

The Club is now Open Welcome one and all to our wonderful club. This will be the last time in 2011 that I shall be able to attend, but , of course, anyone else is welcome to open up on 24th and 31st...

boxtops

Update on Rover

I thought that you lovely ABers might like to know how Rover is. We went back to the vet on Wednesday, and it seems - miraculously - that for now, he's OK. He's been taken off his kidney medication,...

micmak

I was woken up at 4am

By the smoke alarm giving the odd bleep, which means it needs a new battery. Why does this always happen in the middle of the night. Tonight Mrs MM was cooking dinner when the strip light in the...

missprim

Should I lie to my friend

This is one of those 'should I post it here or somewhere else' Please tell me if you feel I should ask in a different section. Yesterday a friend of mine told me she thinks her 2 sons have been lying...

Jonno21

Mutated giantsized super rats?

Hi, i'm from seascale sellafield and i've noticed that recently there has been an explosion of giant super rats and i'm not exaggerating as i've been to madagascar and these things here dwarf the...

Hettster

Can parsnips be steamed?

Can parsnips be steamed? Thanks in anticipation...

tamirra

Wierd question i know, sorry

I have a neighbour who lives in a bungalow behind my house, `she` used to be a man, what i want to know is, now that she is a woman ( kind of ) would she think like a man still or a woman, why im...

sex goddess

tel gk

28a Cheap cut of meat taken from the shoulder of an ox ?l?d

DTCwordfan

DT - last two

10a Unproductive old fim director 4 -e-n (Dean?) 2d Employee's claim with needless fiddling 7-5, Swindle Chief or Thief? Many thanks - need to be going to shop and then lunch out.......

cruciaddict

Sat Tel GK

Very easy today!

utepoot

I'm tired of people taking the P about Americans

America is a great country. Yes, it has its flaws but most of that is down to the government, not the people. I happen to be from the USA, I have emigrated to the UK, which I dearly love and embrace...

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