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Cheap Flights...

The girlfriend asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, undone my trousers, knelt...

netibiza

I am tearing my hair out for want of a decent avatar and not a jellybean. Why can some people see avatars as they are, some cannot, some see my Disney fairy on here some can see a fat flying fairy in...

anneasquith

good morning ed ?

health and safety..................ed is there a procedure in place where the dungeon is checked on a daily/weekly basis to ensure no abers have been " forgotten about " ? TIA

McMouse

Cataract Surgery

Having a cataract done tomorrow morning......anyone have any experiences to share?

lauratwentyeight

i wrote this wee thing is it awful lol!

it was just a wee notion lol! i must delete it at once if it is lol! so i need a honest person to tell me nicely lol! thanks!...

rockyracoon

Cleaners

Hired one of those eastern European cleaners but she took 6 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.

jamesnan

2011 Winter fuel payment

Does anyone know when the fuel payment is due to be paid?

bednobs

Fake willy - my transexual summer

Did anyone watch my transexual summer last night? I was absolutely fascinated by the willy that bloke had had made out of his arm and arse. then they made his flaps into balls. You've got to be really...

sherrardk

Six year olds bedtime

Just noticed a comment on my sister's FB page about a comment her six year old made about I am a Celebrity indicating that she had watched it. Is it just me, or is ten o'clock far too late for a six...

anotheoldgit

'Go back one page arrow' no longer operable.

When I press the L/H arrow, 'Go Back One Page' it no longer works for some reason. Can anyone please explain why this is?...

Steve.5

O moi whooo would dooo such a thing

Why not try a Lloyd grossman korma, not only will you be able to look through the keyhole you will be able to ---- through it as well.

Postdog

Operation update

OK, after a kerfuffle getting there, I was admitted into hospital Sunday night and had my operation early the next day. The kerfuffle came about because the hospital is far away from me, over an...

Pangolin

Weighty Problem

A lorry is carrying a large cage full of birds which are all standing on the floor of the cage. If the birds decide to fly about in the cage will the weight of the lorry and its load change? Answer...

IamKing

Would i be compensated

Hi All, A bit confused at the moment. I have been a victim of hate crime over the last 2 months, police have arrested the person who is my next door neighbour. My neighbour posted my address on the...

Finwoodhill

How to keep a packed lunch pastie warm?

Has anyone come across an insulated product that would keep a pasty/pie warmish in a packed lunch? Plenty of Thermos flask type devises available for liquids, but not much for smaller/flat items....

Space-Cadet

22% of women are happy with there sex life

Why so few? male........ i'm all right Jack? yes , I am watching celeb jungle....

crisgal

name of a beaujolais village

i overheard my secret santa say the name of her favourite wine today. I didnt have a pen and cant remember it! It was a beaujolais villages and a man's name - i think. Possibly jacques or john jardin?...

sherrardk

Deposit

My husband takes a 30% deposit on the wood burning stoves that he installs (to try and ensure he doesn't get lumbered with one that no one else wants if the original customer changes their mind)....

Smowball

Silliest pet names!

My friends cat is called Sock - why?? lol. Any other daft ones?

fruitsalad

having had pains in my kidneys

I went to see the doc and had to do a urine sample, I had been to the gym just before and had been drinking lots of water, my urine was the colour of water, the results came back as clear, but could...

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