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Ever wanted to kill the customer in front of you?

This morning in the building society there was one cashier working and an elderly gent in the queue in front of me. He announced he wanted to pay money into the accounts of each of his grandchildren.....

waldorfman

Telegraph Cryptic

6d, Banish again the ambassador (8) R?????T? 7d, Keep you and me up above the mark (7) S?????N 10d, That wry saga I recreated without hesitation (8,4)...

andypeterson81

Urgent Payday Loans

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beso

Teh return of Jesus

When Jesus comes back, how will he make His entry. Do the Virgin Birth thing again? If so, how old will he be before anyone notices? Wander in from nowhere? Guess He will have to create some kind of...

ummmm

The smell of weed...

We have a sort of outhouse/lean to. Hard to describe...but if you imagine a terrace house where you have a bit outside that runs from the back door to the garden. That part has a lean to the same as...

judebath

Liability

My daughter was driving at 45 mph (within the 50 mph speed limit) on a major two-lane road, in a lane that led only to a Park and Ride car park. About 200 metres from the P&R a car that she had...

mollykins

me and invictus

have the same mental age! what do you think of that?

flobadob

What is your mental age?

This is just a test with 20 questions and at the end you are given your mental age. http://mymentalage.com/new I did it twice, the first time I was 8 years older than my age, the second time 11 years...

Steve.5

Will the events of Cairo

inspire the middle east just, as the events of Paris in 1798 inspired certain parts of Europe

Meadoway

Daily telegraph

Two to go 47a in snooker & billiards a stroke made with an inclined cue so as to achieve a sharp swerve to the ball M?S?E 57a small anvil used by blacksmiths and tinsmiths S?A?E...

dotty.

I think I've gone deaf in my right ear.

If I block my right ear sound doesn't change, if I block my left ear I can hardly hear the tele or anything else. My right ear still has a whooshing sound, it's like being on a plane. Fed up with it...

GHUMAN

LOST CAR INSURANCE POLLICY

WHAT INSURANCE COMPNY CAR REG NO OOL814R MORRIS MARINA FIND INNSURANCE COMPNY

milliepops

Janet Street-Porter

On Loose Women now, get your hair out of your right eye fgs, it's SO distracting !!

zzxxee

first signs of spring !!!

my daffodils and Iris, plants are flowering now lovely !!!!!! bye winter !!!!!...

janine01

suspended from work following fight

hi there really need some advice,, friend had an altercation last yr with a member of staff (both recieved final written warnings) since then this member of staff and his friend have been giving...

T&S

End of The World

Guy on a tractor just passed me and shouted "The end of the world is nigh" I think it's Farmer Geddon.......

Steve.5

Hoovers suck

Hi Mate. I don't want you to panic but I'm settin this from casualty. Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what i thought it was.

zzxxee

Answerbank bafta awards

In light of the forthcoming B.A.F.T.A awards i thought we could have our own put forward your chosen answerbanker and the reason they have won. For example :- Best comedy performance..........

Purple_Popple

........lol Embarassing Bodies !

I am just in amazement watching this ! Do the people that show their bits to all get paid for this ??? No way would I get my bearded clam out for all - TV or not.....just not the done thing now is it...

bibblebub

Is your alcohol working?

I've started to be a bit squiffy so watch out.

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