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legendis.god
whasssuppp ????? bring on the trumpets da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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legendis.god
Just remembered that i got my haircut yesterday.Well i been meaning to go for 2 weeks now . Anyway the usual guy i go to has closed and moved to another area so i decided id go to the German girl.Well...
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devil99
http://office-humour.co.uk/item/2751/ thought this would make you laugh?
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legendis.god
Apparently there are 9 million cats in britain now ? The cat is the most popular cat in britain. And some single women refer to them as the alpha male of their household ! Now im saying nothing , but...
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legendis.god
Read in a womans magazine today. Nothing says sophistication like a pair of black leather gloves. Really ? And the story on the next page? Pearl necklaces are making a comeback. Well really who...
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homedeeth
After 7 years of partnership i find that it's still me that's going to the clinic on a saturday morning to pick up condoms or it's me that goes to the supermarket to buy some. I'm not overly bothered...
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legendis.god
Watchin this on itv2+1 just now with matt wassisname from busted /the jungle , jody kidd and john thomson. Real good stuff btw . Watching this ive come to the conclusion that jack osbourne isnt really...
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legendis.god
Been busy. Have i misssed owt ? Looks like its as empty as an icelandic bank account. I think theres a distinct lack of action . BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS OOOH LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY...
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mrs.chappie
As long as it ends in 'ing'. I'll start with Tooting ......
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oldgrape
hi all my friends 1 year old has ot to go in for a major op on his hips and spine due to a birth defect. He will have to be in a full body cast for 10 weeks i was just wondering if there was any toys...
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legendis.god
Ys heres an opportunity you cant miss? Roll up roll up . At this moment in time i am drinking ............................. peace and love peace and love peace and love peace and love !
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justmetoo
Does anyone live in or near Cranhill in Glasgow...?????
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legendis.god
Theyre just about to play geraldines song on oasis fm here http://www.oasisfm.com/ feel free to listen in and hear geraldione sing btw i hear her and postdog are evry happy together.? Im sending them...
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texol
You know i have never seen E.T (cant figure out why) or any of the Lord of the rings movies. I do like a good movie as well and try and catch one as often as i can. Does anyone else have a blockbuster...
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joggerjayne
Friend just sent me this ... Why I fired my Secretary ... Last week was my birthday. I went downstairs for breakfast. My wife forgot to say Happy Birthday. My kids came downstairs. They didn't say a...
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S.K.SWEDEN
What's your favourite colour combination? Being a true patriot, mine is blue and yellow. Have you got pride in your country?
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Steve.5
A mans up in court for shoplifting. The judge says to him, this is the sixth time you have been in front of me in the last 2 months, so i will be issuing a custodial sentence, have you anything to say...
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vibrasphere
What do your kids want for christmas? My 9 year old wants 1) A laptop 2) A pony 3) An ipod 4) A video camera What happened to wanting lego and bikes?
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leggymessiah
Today i bought new crocs what colour do you reckon i got ? thres a prize for daftest answer i think
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Sarah9
I hate my sister and I feel terrible about admitting it. She has everything going for her, I have not. She has a great husband and a beautiful child, many many friends, male and female, loads of...

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