Police arrested a man in Arbroath today over the head on the beach case, he was seen walking in the town with a Morrisons bag, when the @rse fell out of it.
What an idiot I am!! I've just put a colour through my hair and I included my eyebrows, after washing off I've stained all the skin around my eyebrows!!!! (stop laughing LOL!!) Baby oil is not taking...
I was working in the kitchen of a flat today when this old girl from next door knocks on the window and beckons me and as I had not long been there and the kitchen fitter had been there for days I...
I have a 5 megapixal camera with no optical zoon that I bought for ?50 about a year ago, this year I am going to China and I was wondering weather it was worth investing in a 12.1 megapixel with a 3x...
- ate all my malteasers yesterday, i had one of those huge boxes of them and yeh- he ate them all he's fine though, which you wouldn't expect him to be.. just thought i'd tell y'all! hehe
some little twa*t s went on the rampage last night in my beautiful city of york with spray cans and felt tips . they put their tag ,s over 7 streets including the city walls . I would love to get the...
I have a relation that has be come house bound due to a fall at work . Should I recommend AB chatter bank to him or not . He is 55 and fat . but very witty
Nasty virus, is it doing the rounds ? Very very sore throat, nasty hacking cough (no I dont smoke) also very itchy skin !! Sympathy please .. and any cures ??
The owners of the house that was destroyed by a plane in Kent have issued a statement saying the next time they go on holiday they will definitely remember to turn the landing light off.
in a really, really, really bad mood but don't know why? I am snarling at everyone and everything today. I can't believe how bad temepered I feel for no apparent reason. If I could shout at you lot I...
Ok , not literally , but , hey , have you ever noticed your knees ? I knocked mine on the edge of the bed whilst putting the clean linen on . On looking at the huge bruise appearing I couldn't help...