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Would We Reconize One Another?

IF all present ABer's were all in a room together, would we recognize each other after say, about 15 minutes of conversation?...

fraser

Why There No Fun On Chatterbank Any More

when i first came on chatterbank people had a laugh not a had a go at people let have a laugh.

Canary42

A Very Old Radio Joke Re-Hashed For The Current Situation.

Guests being announced at the Ball :- Mr and Mrs Wall-Funeral-Coverage and their son Walter....

Kohh

Why Is She Glancing At My Crotch If She Is Not Interested?

Me and my close female friend started out sexually interested in each other after a few weird events (don't feel like explaining) she came to me and basically said she wants me in her life as a friend...

Bazile

Wheel Nut Lock Key

My Security wheel ,lock nut key has worn away inside . Telephoned Ford - who are asking for the card with the security details , which i cant recall ever seeing . I was thinking of just replacing the...

murraymints

Happy Birthday Joggerjayne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwscb3QIVSg MANY HAPPIES JAYNE X...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise. I shout "Stop", but if anything, that seems to make it worse....

Barmaid

Aggressive Dog!

Some new people have moved into the house whose boundary abuts one end of our garden. Admittedly it is quite a way from the house, but it is not far from our veg plot. It is a large mastiff type....

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

"I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee" "Relax, you are two tents"...

Arksided

See How Far This Goes... Reboot

The rules are quite simple, our dear departed Cupid explains it better... 02:23 Tue 29th May 2018 The last one vanished from the 'latest posts' a few days ago. Sorry to be late but my mind's been...

thechauffeur

Cost Of New Roof

Could anyone give me a rough idea of the cost of a new roof on a 1960s semi in essex, thank you

Rondy

On A Flight

Taking his seat on a flight, a businessman is bemused to see a parrot in the next seat. The plane takes off and the man asks the stewardess for a coffee. As he does, the parrot screeches, 'Yeah, and...

Rondy

Labrador

There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone... I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house....

Stargazer

A Memorable Line From A Film

For me it was from the film Zulu when thousands of Zulu warriers appeared on the horizon shouting and banging, singing and chanting, rising and falling. "the *** are taunting us!" says one...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off....

Bionicle5

Something Hit My Head And Than A Few Mins Later I Lost Consciousness

Last year I was shopping at a grocery store while I as walking down a aisle a jar of applesauce fell off a shelf and hit me on the head. I felt more pressure on the head than pain. Several minutes...

Shaglene

Think Of A Number..............

Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. . . . . . . . . . . ....

dave50

Turning The Water Temperature Down On My Boiler To Save Money

What is the point in having the water so hot you have to add cold water to make it bearable, surely that's wasting money. Adjust it so it comes out at the temperature you want. Am I correct?

Old_Geezer

First Attempt

Ok, arguably a Chatterbank thread as it's just tipsy chat, but ... Made my first Pina Colada today (well the stifling hot weather has been screaming for it for days now). Searched the Web, stopped on...

Bobbisox1

Currently Listening And Ironing ( Multitasking) To Boom Radio

Very interesting they are playing the last top 40 of Radio London broadcast ( I think) from Radio Caroline Circa 1967. What utter bully’s the BBC were back then ( maybe still are ), I see also they’ve...

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Would We Reconize One Another?

Why There No Fun On Chatterbank Any More

A Very Old Radio Joke Re-Hashed For The Current Situation.

Why Is She Glancing At My Crotch If She Is Not Interested?

Wheel Nut Lock Key

Happy Birthday Joggerjayne

Dad Joke Of The Day

Aggressive Dog!

Dad Joke Of The Day

See How Far This Goes... Reboot

Cost Of New Roof

On A Flight

Labrador

A Memorable Line From A Film

Dad Joke Of The Day

Something Hit My Head And Than A Few Mins Later I Lost Consciousness

Think Of A Number..............

Turning The Water Temperature Down On My Boiler To Save Money

First Attempt

Currently Listening And Ironing ( Multitasking) To Boom Radio

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