I need to put these jokes into the crackers for this year. Take care though, some are ancient: http://www.theanswerb...s/Question970867.html New additions welcome, but they need to be of a vintage....
I've been looking for some jumper dresses for the winter but so far the ones I've tried have looked like potato sacks. I'm a size 12/14 and being rather 'hippy' I don't like to wear a belt around my...
My daddy has finally retired - not because he really wanted to but because he was financially better off retiring!! Dad has an airforce pension and has just turned 65 so he gets his state pension now...
This weeks Come Dine With Me is so funny, what a mad mix! Is Chantelle for real? Africaaa, haha and nobody backed up Bobby trying to put her right, he is fascinated by the lot of them and Pete Burns...
http://www.guardian.c...bile-phones-uk-e-coli One in six UK mobile phones are contaminated with faecal bacteria. Keep in mind that if there are at least six replies to this question then on average...
i am from uk but am working in holland, i have only been away now for 2 weeks today and im missing my kid like hell, she is 2 yrs and 6 months now, last time i was away from her i was in training...
I have had a window come up on my Freeview screen about this digital switchover. As I only use Freeview in my TV and in my DVD player, do I need to do anything ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12994183...
The fish man over the way just knocked on the door and said he hadn't noticed me go out anywhere today so assumed I didn't have lunch (possibly a bit stalkerish but hey) so he brought me a lovely...
think they look quite good for lounging about or sleeping in but not sure wether they'll suit the more well endowed?
http://www.dailymail....unches-Tesco-Bhs.html...
Hi, could anyone please do me a massive favout and vote for my family in the vosene families competition. We are currently living in a caravan due to overrunning planning on our renovation, and will...
Hi All My husband is a builder. and one of the recent jobs he was working on - had a delivery of materials to the site. The chaps that work for him needed to move a vehicle that was in the way to...
I just saw a picture of some builder sitting at the top of a building they are working on.
Could someone explain explain the logic in them being required to wear a hard hat at 800ft up?...
Have mentioned on here before that my blokes mum left him, his sis and bro when they were very little. Anyway he told me other day his dad had called him to say his mum is sick. They dont ever hear...
I have just done the rounds to make sure all my animals are tucked up for the night. I thought one of the cats was upstairs, keeping out of the way, but have had a look all round the house and he is...
I just read a review of a book about Audrey Hepburn. It suggested that "SO Audrey" was the ultimate compliment. That's totally true, isn't it? New little black dress? That's SO Audrey! Great...
