have thought I was trying to be clever with two usernames, but it wasn't intentional. My laptop problems started about 10 days ago, when I had an e-mail from my Niece, and when opened it was a...
Went into a pub last night and asked for a pint as the bar man gave it to me I said with what I've got I shouldn't drink this he said what have you got I said 50p.
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best...
A successful man, working as a sales representative in a large company, tells his boss one day: If you want me to continue working for you, I need a 20% raise. You have 24 hours to give me an answer....
...or not. I inherited a two foot wide gravel path along the front of my house which I have finally changed.... I shifted and bagged the gravel....dug....sanded....leveled....and was on my knees...
Wasn't too sure where to put this, if it belongs somewhere else Ed please feel free to move it to its appropriate home. As most of you know I am a diabetic and about 11 years ago I started on the road...
....a lady with a history of loo problems.... I went to a party at the weekend....in a cricket club. Long journey so I headed straight for the loo...through the door which had two large cardboard...
Do you believe in luck do you believe some people are naturally more lucky than others? i know there is a case for saying you make your own luck by working hard etc but i know of people who never get...
Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex. Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, "Do you have a condom?" Donald says, "No." Minnie tells Donald that...
I was having trouble with my car so I took it to my local garage. It was too big a job for them because my harmoniser was shot and the feng shui needed balancing they said I needed a specialist...
Indian Curry Rhapsody (Tune - Bohemian Rhapsody - what else?) Mama just killed a naan, Poppadom against his head, Had lime pickles now he's dead, Mama, dinner's just begun, But now I'm gonna throw it...
OH has just told me he has tickets to go with the Most Haunted Team to the secret bunker in Fife....I am quite excited..will either laugh myself to death or pee my pants..it is quite a scary place in...
