Went to the GP mainly about my wonky hip - been sent for an X-Ray (shall do that tomorrow) got antibiotics for my toe - lower dosage and not the usual suspect either and been informed I have the...
My friend came over to my house earlier and I showed him my collection of music magazines. After he left I noticed that a few had gone missing. In future I'll keep my friends close and my NMEs even...
A woman asks her husband to take her to a school reunion.On arrival she meets up with loads of old mates and sits at a table and starts to get drunk and giggly....like they do!.Later in the evening...
My son has become a professional DJ as of late.
He is doing really well for himself.
I'm just not sure about the kind of people he mixes with these days...
I have no idea if this is real or has been photoshopped. It's good either way. Please enjoy it!
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I was going to have some friends round later, so I figured I'd cook a meal. I found a dish that looked promising. In a pan, heat 1 cup of D until boiling, reduce heat and let simmer. After 5 minutes...
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is...
Just watched a beautiful grass snake swimming in one of our ponds - have altered all amphibians and fish to be on the lookout for an asp so now it's every man for himself.
1. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 2. A hand grenade thrown into a French kitchen would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. 4....
