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graniteman

Spot The Ball

Hi all, not been on for a while! Old nick lost this battle, i'm still here!! Help please? All answers contain the word "ball" a. This one spoils everything? [ 8, 4.] bWould "Tommy" like to play with...
17:04 Sun 21st Jun 20154 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:17 Sun 21st Jun 2015
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Canary42

The Mind Boggles !

http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/news/13327573.Man_arrested_for__outraging_public_decency__in_TK_Maxx/?ref=ar...
14:53 Sun 21st Jun 201515 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:16 Sun 21st Jun 2015
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gness

How To Confuse....

....a lady with a history of loo problems.... I went to a party at the weekend....in a cricket club. Long journey so I headed straight for the loo...through the door which had two large cardboard...
18:31 Tue 16th Jun 201549 answers, last by tonyav 20:06 Tue 16th Jun 2015
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MrMartell

Indian Curry Bohemian Rhapsody!!

Indian Curry Rhapsody (Tune - Bohemian Rhapsody - what else?) Mama just killed a naan, Poppadom against his head, Had lime pickles now he's dead, Mama, dinner's just begun, But now I'm gonna throw it...
14:29 Mon 15th Jun 20155 answers, last by penelope2 16:56 Wed 17th Jun 2015
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lindapalmara

Hillary Clinton For President

Absolutely no way!!! As we get closer to the US election, we must remember that we cannot, under any circumstances, trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time she had a simple job to...
06:21 Sun 10th May 20159 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:06 Sun 10th May 2015
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birdie73

Lizzes Quizzes

Rhyming clues 7 200mg weight (5) to rhyme with Pirate 11 Giving a party is trying (6,1,4) to rhyme with Cache Phrases with vowels & spaces missing 32 BGFNRVS 33 LNDNR 38 HVBSH 40 NLLFRS 42 RTHDY Any...
19:15 Wed 06th May 201514 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:37 Wed 06th May 2015
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LochNessMonster

Nick Clegg In Hospital ?

He was admitted with splinters in the butt as he has been sitting on the fence for the last few weeks.
14:37 Tue 05th May 20154 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:13 Tue 05th May 2015
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mrs_overall

Just For Fun - Thursday

Can you think of a film/book/tv programme or song title....change it slightly (take note of this svejk) to incorporate something medical? For example: One Flu Over the Cuckoos Nest. Best answer will...
06:22 Thu 30th Apr 2015168 answers, last by mrs_overall 07:27 Fri 01st May 2015
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Stephen_G

Wrong Type Of Fuel...

An Inventor who created a revolutionary type of Engine fuelled by Ferrets will have to go back to the drawing board, after the Motor exploded the other day - he'd filled up with Weasel!
17:06 Tue 21st Apr 201511 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:04 Tue 21st Apr 2015
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mrs_overall

Just For Fun - Sunday

Today's challenge is to incorporate the name of an AB'er into a film, book, tv programme or song. An example is the film: One Boo Over the Cuckoos Nest Over to you lot!...
12:38 Sun 19th Apr 2015158 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:35 Mon 20th Apr 2015
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Gizmonster

A Or B ...... You Decide .......

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/Toilet%20Roll_zpswnnpxbep.jpg Personally, I prefer B, but I suppose as long as there's always one there, it doesn't really matter too much....
11:29 Sun 19th Apr 201533 answers, last by Gizmonster 20:40 Sun 19th Apr 2015
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Proximus

Lizzes Quizzes 17

What Comes Next? eg One, Two, Three answer would be Four Plantation, Short, Railway...
14:42 Wed 15th Apr 20155 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:53 Wed 15th Apr 2015
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retrocop

I Nearly Became A Doctor

When I was young in 1960's,I decided I wanted to a be doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an...
11:53 Mon 13th Apr 20157 answers, last by Canary42 00:06 Wed 15th Apr 2015
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cupid04

Two Blokes...

Two blokes talking about their wives. 'Last night my wife and her friend went to see an erotic movie,' one guy says. 'I hit the sack early but was awakened to see my wife standing there with a leather...
16:35 Mon 30th Mar 20156 answers, last by janbee 04:31 Wed 01st Apr 2015
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quizzywig

Coalition

Just watching this on Channel 4 and noticed Chris Larkin - had to look him up as he reminded me so much of Maggie Smith and yes, he is her son (from marriage to Robert Stephens) also brother to Toby...
22:05 Sat 28th Mar 20153 answers, last by quizzywig 05:16 Sun 29th Mar 2015
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queenofmean

Glucose Test

I've just seen on Facebook (bit of a Teen Mom fan) and one of the girls is pregnant and is doing a 3 hour Glucose Test - can someone tell me why?...
16:56 Mon 23rd Mar 201523 answers, last by queenofmean 22:18 Wed 25th Mar 2015
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cupid04

Opticians.

A man goes to an optician who tells him: 'You have to stop masturbating.' 'Why, am I going blind?' the guy asks in panic. 'No,' the optician replies. 'You're upsetting the other patients in the...
22:33 Sat 21st Mar 201511 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:34 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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Hymie

Menopause

A Glaswegian took his wife to the local A&E, she had two black-eyes and a broken arm. The doctor asked ‘What had happened to her?’ The husband replied that ‘She was going through the change.’...
07:05 Sat 26th Jul 20145 answers, last by cupid04 15:37 Sat 26th Jul 2014
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marval

I Judge

Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other's case. The first judge took the...
17:48 Wed 09th Jul 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:52 Wed 09th Jul 2014
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DrFilth

Giant Rats Back In The News

. saw this and had to buy the paper as they could soon be as big as cows http://www.scoopnest.com/user/SkyNews/482265293847556097...
17:20 Fri 27th Jun 201426 answers, last by RATTER15 11:55 Sat 28th Jun 2014