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silliemillie

How Refreshing (Tipping Point)

I know it was a couple of weeks ago now but was watching the Celeb version of Tipping Point where Stacey Solomon appeared, trying to raise money for her chosen charity. When the gamble came to risk...
19:48 Sat 22nd Jun 201316 answers, last by ludwig 00:08 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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sunny-dave

Haircuts

After years of "number 2 clippers please", I let the mane grow over the winter ... ... but it was finally, officially, "too damn hot" today so I had to venture into a new barber shop. I'm not sure I...
15:00 Tue 18th Jun 201347 answers, last by tonyav 19:24 Tue 18th Jun 2013
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Cate_gory

British Comedians

I am stuck on these if anyone can help please? 1 Sullen face(4 3) 3 Who's barrel maker (5 6) 26 Eccles Spear (5 8) 36 Fabulous with French (8 8) Thankyou in anticipation....
20:50 Thu 13th Jun 201327 answers, last by mallyh 15:23 Fri 14th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

I'm Not Saying She's Easy But...

She's been on her knees more times than The Pope She's been laid on more kitchen floors than lino. She's done more screwing than Black and Decker. She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood....
14:48 Wed 12th Jun 201312 answers, last by Fanriffic 13:33 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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McMouse

A Spaghetti Love Story

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her...
08:11 Wed 12th Jun 20135 answers, last by Fanriffic 14:47 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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Fanriffic

Hit The Bottle

I tried to get my girlfriend one of those Coca Cola bottles with her name on it. I couldn't find any so I got her a Kit Kat Chunky....
20:41 Mon 10th Jun 20134 answers, last by frozengal 05:53 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Red Door &....

There was this bloke who had been to about every pub in town. So one night, he hopped into a taxi cab and told the driver to take him to the best pub in town. The cabby took him to a pub, where he got...
13:26 Wed 05th Jun 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 22:21 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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Ric.ror

Buying A Lotto Ticket On Line

I want to buy a lucky dip for euro millions but I cannot see the 'lucky dip' option Is it possible?...
13:21 Wed 05th Jun 20135 answers, last by Ric.ror 17:50 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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marval

More Creatures

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes. If you want to know how many bees Noah had... check the Ark Hives What do you call a panda deep in thought? A ponda. Every time the doorbell...
15:36 Tue 04th Jun 20134 answers, last by seadogg 20:35 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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marval

Creatures

Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy. I've just bought that new Lynx deodorant - breadcrumb edition. The birds can't get enough of...
15:09 Tue 04th Jun 20134 answers, last by Fanriffic 20:23 Tue 04th Jun 2013
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slinky.kate

I Just Made Vegetable Soup

it smells lovely,just hurled everything into the pot.
19:52 Mon 03rd Jun 20138 answers, last by Wharton 22:13 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...
22:08 Sun 02nd Jun 201344 answers, last by dr b 22:27 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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slinky.kate

I Am Getting A New Will Tomorrow

for free
21:30 Sun 02nd Jun 201320 answers, last by slinky.kate 00:12 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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netibiza

R I P Graham Walker, Grumbleweeds.

Another one down. I knew him well in the 1980's when he had an apartment in Es Cana, he was a great guy.
21:25 Sun 02nd Jun 20134 answers, last by netibiza 14:54 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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Jemisa

Bad Day....

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy , go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very...
11:49 Sun 02nd Jun 20137 answers, last by Fanriffic 21:38 Sun 02nd Jun 2013
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excelsior-1

An Experiment

When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died whilst watching Finding Nemo....
21:24 Sun 02nd Jun 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 13:12 Mon 03rd Jun 2013
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marval

Shopping

I went into my local newsagents and I saw that he had put up a big sign saying, "NO READING IN THIS SHOP" I grabbed 4 bars of chocolate, took them to the counter and said, "Which of these is the Dairy...
11:22 Sun 02nd Jun 20135 answers, last by Fanriffic 21:31 Sun 02nd Jun 2013
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frozengal

To Heaven

On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they...
11:41 Thu 30th May 20136 answers, last by frozengal 05:20 Fri 31st May 2013
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The Builder

Time For Some Music...

I lurrve The Puppini Sisters..... here singing Blondie :o) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NpMR6RiM4k...
17:26 Mon 27th May 20132 answers, last by The Builder 09:46 Tue 28th May 2013
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DJHawkes

What Is The Song

from the 90s that starts off like a baby's heartbeat in the womb, sort duff duff dum dum kinda thing? goes on for a while like that
20:40 Sun 26th May 20135 answers, last by Ann 21:34 Sun 26th May 2013

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