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Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed

Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor 'phones and says "Paddy, you've got sugar diabetes." Paddy says, "Nice one, when do I fight him?" A...

Jemisa

Marriage...

I felt a bit fed up today so to cheer myself up I watched my wedding video backwards.I love the end bit where I take my ring off, go back down the aisle , jump in the car and f**k off. A woman was...

Jemisa

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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freespirit09

Black Mirror Advert On Channel 4

Does anybody know the name of the haunting music that is playing on the new Black Mirror Advert on Channel 4. I can't find the advert anywhere on the internet the only one i can find is different from...

desktop

Nescafe Creme Tv Advert

anyone know this tv advert that is on showing nescafe creme something but cant think thanks desktop

saxy_jag

Ukeleles, Anyone?

Thinking of getting myself a uke and learning to play it. There are lots of cheapies out there around the £20-£40 mark, but was just wondering which brands I should be looking at....

excelsior-1

A Russian Couple Were Walking Down The Street

in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said"....

askyourgran

For Whom The Bell Tolls...

Quasimodo comes home after a hard days bell-ringing at the Notre Dame and sees Esmeralda in the kitchen with a wok in her hand. 'Oh Esmeralda dearest you know I don't like Chinese food'. 'I'm not...

mou53y

Nissan Qashqai

what is the difference between a nissan qashqui tekna and a nissan qashqai acenta ... which is the best off the two please x

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...

Flyhalf

One For Burns Night

Tony Blair is being shown around a hospital. Towards the end of the visit, he is shown into a ward with a number people with no obvious signs of injury or disease. He goes to greet the first patient...

Kathyan

Emmerdale

In the kitchen at home farm, there is a white fruit bowl/basket on the worktop. It looks like ceramic (but could be plastic!) Does anyone know where it's from please? I thought it might be Alessi but...

Eve

Film And Tv Highlights Of 2012

What have been yours?

TheNenexor

I'm Looking For A Dance Track From The Early 90S That Featured A Trumpet Solo In The Chorus.

I'm looking for a dance track from the early 90s that featured a trumpet solo in the chorus. Can anyone help me name it ?

Jordyboy9

ITUNES?

When i try to play a song on itunes i get.The song could not be played,the original file could not be found.everything was fine yesterday dont know whats happened.every song is the same.

Mamyalynne