A stranger to Glasgow met his pal at Central Station. It was obvious that someone had recently punched his face. His pal asked, "What on earth happened to you then?" The chap replied,...
School Girl says "Mummy, I know where babies come from!" Mum replies "Where's that then darling?" Girl says "Mummy & Daddy take their clothes off & Daddy's thingy sort...
On Saturday 14th April he's not sure whether to play Andy Carroll in the FA Cup semi final........................................ ............................................. ....................
Hi all, I saw an advert on tv probably just before Christmas and it was for a new CD by a female singer but I can't remember who it was. She wore a type of rockabilly dress and sang real jazzy songs....
Please can somebody tell me where I've seen Scott's mother before. I googled her (I think she's called Judith Parsons) but I can't find anything else. It's driving me potty! Thanks in advance.
Hi all, Can anyone tell me the quickest way of ticking all songs in my Itunes Library. For some reason all songs become unticked and I don't any music until I tick each individual song. This is very...
I tried to play some music in my I Tunes library but the following message comes up- 'The song could not be used because the original file could not be found. Would you like to locate it? ' Obviously...
can anyone help with title of music. much appreciated. man introduces power band brass band advert i think is for internet connection. man jumping about waving arms to music . Not much info but some...
I saw a female deer in my rear-vision mirror. It was case of hind-sight I took up teaching fencing as I wanted my students to get the point. Eggs make lousy comedians. They always crackup at their own...
Hello...this song I am talking about was quite in heavy rotation on vh1 in 2011, it's with a pretty brunette with a fringe in a white fur hat, tattooed on the rists, kind of a techno-pop song, she...
Once knew a Mr.Pick---initial was R. was he round the bend? Once knew a Dr.Soul---initials were A.R. say no more! Once knew a Mr.Coker-was a coal merchant. Anymore funny names and occupations anyone?...
I'm thinking of downsizing my car later this year due to the rising costs of running the car i.e. petrol, road tax & insurance etc. I currently have a Ford Focus 1.6. From my short list, they are...