I've got a cold......but it isn't just any cold, it is, without a single shadow of doubt, the worst cold in the history of mankind. No, really - nobody has ever had a cold as bad as the one I've...
Mrs flop was vomiting yesterday and I had to deal with the aftermath and was gagging and retching throughout the whole process.........however, when I've cleared up my children's vomit in the past...
On the assumption the 'alleged' robbery becomes a confirmed robbery, would the terms of his license mean he is hauled back to chokey for a term longer than would normally be warranted for a crime of...
If we assume, for the sake of the argument, that George Bush is telling the truth in his memoirs where he says the use of waterboarding prevented a number of terrorist attacks, including attacks on...
Why don't pork pies come with a decent amount of jelly anymore? .....or does anybody know of a make of pork pie available in the SE which does come with a decent amount of jelly? The pies available in...
Can somebody explain please why we've gone from a 59 plate to a 10 plate and then to a 60 plate as opposed to going straight from 59 to 60? I appreciate 10 is the year we are in, but why then go to...
Is the following grounds for a complaint to the Information Commissioner? Me, my wife and kids are currently in private rented property while we search for a suitable house to buy following the sale...
Mrs Flop was convicted of an SP50 offence in January, received 5 points and fined £550 after being caught by a camera speeding on a motorway. This is the only change in circumstances since my...
What is the point of the iPad? It isn't a 'phone, its too big to be an iPod and (as I'm led to believe) it is not a subsitiute for a laptop. Is it simply a genius piece of marketing to appeal to...
I heard on the news this morning that Wimbledon are having problem with ticket touts becuase Wimbledon isn't recognised as an "official" sporting event. What is it then? Is it something to...
On Saturday I downloaded the Blackberry software which allows songs in my iTunes library to be downloaded to my Blackberry. All appeared to be going swimmingly, but about 60% of the songs chosen...
I would like to hook up my PC to my TV. I went to PC World and they only had a 1.8m cable that was only suitable upto a 21" TV screen. I'm not very savvy when it comes to computers, so could some...
Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the death of Ian Curtis.
Where the hell have the last 30 years gone?
Love Will Tear Us Apart remains one of my favourite songs....
London 14th May A school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At...
Its that time of year when I start to consider booking my familiy's summer holiday and as a rule we generally like to go to Greece. The price of everyday items, such as bread and milk, shocked us last...
