I am in a difficult position and dont know what to do. I left my husband because of his apalling behaviour earlier this year, and subsequently met a fantastic man I like very very much. I still loved...
36 inch double D breasts covered in warm belgium chocolate. 1 inch errect nipples pierced with gold rings topped with whipped cream. Clean shaven p**** framed by an open crotched, leather thong. Moist...
A chap buys a donkey from an old farmer for ?100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I've got some bad news. The donkey...
Currently the two people I would like to punch (apart from three women in my office, but you don't know them so it doesn't count) are CJ from Eggheads (smug .... I want to put a swear word here but Fr...
hi i would really love come advise. i met a man i used to be friends with when i was 11 years old and i havnt seen him for 27 years till 2 months ago. we started seeing each other every night except...
Im planning on doing a roast beef dinner tomorrow, any advice on how to cook the meat would be really appreciated. We are having it with mashed spuds, cabbage, carrots yorkshires and roast beef gravy....
im trying to decide what car to get next, my budget is MAX ?8000 but id like to keep it as low as poss, im after a fast car that gives lots of feedback, a real drivers car, iv test driven a mondeo...
Hi, i need to know about music in the 'Romantic Era' (1820-1900). Brahms, Tchaikovsky, Chopin, Grieg, Bizet and Strauss are the composers i need to write about, Eg. famous pieces of music they have...
A jockey who had just got married went on his honeymoon, and at the hotel asked the receptionist for the very best room, "certainly sir," said the receptionist, "would you like the bridal?" "No...
I've been worrying my head off since my birthday on wednesday. I went out with my partner (Peter), one of my closest friends(Frank) and his partner(Alice) and some of her friends. Now Frank does not...
'I'm baffled by your orange penis' the doctor told his patient. 'Does anyone else in your family have this condition' The concerned fellow says, 'No' 'Do you handle any chemicals at work?' 'I don't...
and four guys were walking round carrying a coffin. I walked past a few hours later, and they were still going round with the same coffin. I think they have lost the plot
An out of work pianist with Turrets Syndrome is strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon. Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window 'Pianist...