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My husband frequently mentions the all singing all dancing penguins that were on with Jack Dee a few years ago advertising this beer. Lots of them I can remember but this one I cannot and the one web...
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Rubyrose
Nun night my little flumpness. Speak to you soon and sweet dreams. Mmmmwah.  
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Rubyrose
Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he...
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JoAnnMul
Everyone present & correct ??how are y'all...
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Rubyrose
Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
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flappinwings
What would people on here like to talk about? Are there subjects that are taboo and who would tell me if i said the wrong thing, i don't want to upset anyone.
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Rubyrose
Can you? There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes)....
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Compostella
We are hopefully moving from Middlesex to Aldershot because we seem to be able to get more for our money.  People we have asked always bring up the Squaddies that are based there and pour scorn...
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flump1
for all you mohttp://toccionline.kizash.com/movies/i_cant_afford_my_ga soline/torists out there
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squiggle
Has anyone here been stitched up with these before? How long, roughly, do they take to dissolve? Thanks.
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johnny5
i've been ''up'' all night and despite some ''stiff '' competition i over ''came'' the odds and landed the "hard" lead role which will be great but was told i'd have to work a week in hand 
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missmooncat
What sayings/prases do you hare i detest at the end of the day  gob-smacked   fell pregnant  went on autopilot  
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shaz-rla
Am I the only one who thinks it would be a laugh to have a CB "party".. to actually meet some of the people we chat to online for most of our days!  It would need some organising....
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boobesque
who is here? i am drunk and bored lol
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In A Pickle
Hi Guys,at long last I have managed to"host" some images of Netti in my garden on her recent visit,and at home in her palatial villa on Ibiza. Netti at home...
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Mimmy
I had to pay an exess of ?200 even though the accident wasn`t my fault, and the insurance company said they will claim it back from the other party.They say this could take a while before I see this...
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dothawkes
Mine is , "The whole world is permeated by the odour of terpentine"
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louadams6
Take a look http://www.devotions.co.uk/realman.shtml lol!
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B00
I really need to go, but I cant be bothered going upstairs. We need either toilets fitting or to be given commodes! Oh n can we have a bar installed as well please????
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linlam
woohoo..go Shelley girl (sorry enderpart corrie)

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