Heisenberg and Schrödinger are out for a drive when they get pulled over by the police. The policeman asks Heisenberg, " Do you know how fast you were going?" to which Heisenberg replied, "No, but I...
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "complete" and "finished". However, in a linguistic conference, held in London, and attended by some of the best linguistics in the...
Every month I have taken a photo of my garden so I can look at the changes over the years, using XP I could put the photos in the order I wanted simply by dragging to where I wanted them, however...
Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 on XP, Server 2003, Vista, Windows 7, Server 2008, Server 2008 R2 for x64 (KB2656351) This update is downloaded and shown as installed everytime I turn...
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack...
Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active! 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named XMay. ...What was the third...
After a group of us had negotiated the narrow steep stairs up to the top of the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam last week, I heard an American lady comment thus:- "They really ought to put an elevator...
and going back to Mrs O and Dotty's thread I no longer buy from Ebay. I bought a coat, it never arrived and I lost my money. I bought a mobile phone and trying to use it I could hear him, he couldn't...
What is your favourite quote, or one you live by? Mine, a little biassed I suppose, is two of my own in third book I am currently writing: historic fiction set in the wake of Trajan's Roman Britain....
Still working my way around this.! How do I delete " History" items and where the hell is the Clipboard !!?. The 132 page user manual does not touch on these !
I am sure there will be more....
My sky account recently has jumped to almost double with things that they increase the price of without consultation. My contract ran out last month, I have the basic TV package and both telephone and...
How do I cancel an Ebay bid ?????????? .......... I made an offer for a mickey mouse outfit .............. .......... and now I'm about 6 minutes away from owning Liverpool football club !!!!...
I did say a week or so back on this forum that many of these people who are bringing up old cases like Stuart Hall's case are doing it mainly to extract money from the "rich and famous". Well here we...
My wfes aunty hasaBidet and has rung me to say that the plug has stuck in the closed position, she has tried with a nail file to prise it up but she says there isnt any gap, as you would expect if it...