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Jemisa
Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big...
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Jemisa
A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of...
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Jemisa
500 years ago in an ancient pub two of the worlds greatest poets sat, ROBERT BURNS and WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. they were to have a contest to find out which one is better at telling stories. They were to...
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bazzard
Have bought T mobile phone (PAYG), but want it on Orange. Spent whole weekend trying to get through to Orange, but kept on hold as they are "very busy". Have been given an unlocking number and have...
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giveup
Can you freeze Rosemary.
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joko
any recommendations? I know low carb foods aren't cheap, so I wondered if anyone had checked a few out and found the one that is cheapest in general? thanks...
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Eastender
Do you have to get the mobile unlocked, before I can put the previous sim card in my new phone? I just know that a 10 year old will help me out please lol.
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longshadows
Is there a divide?
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waterboatman
It's Friday. Another weekend is beckoning. According to the idiot box it should be reasonable weather. i hope they are right! Have a happy day everyone....
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itsmefolks
I am looking to buy an unlocked samsung galaxy tablet. Am I correct in thinking I can put my 02 chip in it? At the moment I get free internet access on my payg phone chip. Does this mean I can use the...
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albaqwerty
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora,...
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Jemisa
Why are married women heavier than single women? .......................... When single women come home they go to see what's in the fridge then go to bed. A married woman comes home, see what's in...
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marval
An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night and I can't get a wink of sleep." "I have good...
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cassa333
Hi, The cahrity I run has been asked to fund the day to day costs of a (rival) charity website. We have mutual aims ect so do not have a problem with this. However we are concerned about the costs....
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Adriennes
I purchased an unlocked iphone 3G from the shop. After it has been accidentally updated by me in iTunes? just how can I restore
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humbersloop
morning all x air temp's warming up, far too dark to see what the rest of the day's doing...
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Scarlett
Each time I eat chips it feels like one is stuck in my throat. When I swallow, I get a sharp sensation in my throat, but it's only painful when I swallow. Could it be that a sharp chip (I eat them...
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rockyracoon
Is this vaccine given to girls en masse at school or is it up to parents to get it done at the Dr's? Thanks for any replies....
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sjwright
Hi I naively signed up with Fasthosts for a VPS service, and am contracted to 12 months with them. I say naively because I failed to read reviews prior to purchasing. Cutting a long story short, I...
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janbee
Hi there. Foggy, VERY foggy, here in Sussex this morning. Hope it burns off later. All well with everyone? xx

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