A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from painful knees. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees? asked the doctor. "Every night, my...
You admit to having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge. "Yes," answered the accused. "And what did you steal?" "A dress, Your Honour," replied the accused. "One dress?" echoed the...
My dad has a contract with 3 mobile,they have twice charged him for something he hasnt had,his phone has broken three times and they wont replace it they take phone and say they fix them but are still...
These are oldies - allegedly taken from letters to the council "I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off." "I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very...
I have a Sony Ericsson Xperia on a £10 per month contract with Virgin & I am not using it very much,I was previously on PAYG. I have been in touch with Virgin to see if it would be possible...
i am trying to cancel my contract with 3 pay mobiles - but they tell me that the fee for this is the monthly contract fee until the end of the contract - surely this is not cancelling - why would i...
My mobile contract is due to be renewed but I want to cancel it instead of renewing but I would perfer to keep my number.
Can i keep my mobile number I use now and have it on pay as you go....
i know its a sill question - but is there anyway i can back out of a contract - its an 18 month one - im 7 months into it - but i cant afford it - and it just keeps adding up - they say that i have to...
I have a 18 month contract with 3. I pay £35 per month. The contract ends 6th june 2010. can I cancel my contract and how much will it cost me? Please help i need a new phone desperately
It is better to say "I'm fine" with a grin, Than to let people know the shape we are in. I'M FINE!! HOW ARE YOU? There's nothing the matter with me, I'm just as healthy as can be, I have arthritis in...
i want to cancel my contract - but they have told me that the cancellation fee is the monthly charges up until the end of the contract (560.00) - this doesnt make sense to me - as if i do this then...
An old lady had been married for many years when suddenly her husband died. This is what she put on his tombstone: "The Light of My Life Has Gone Out." Not long afterwards she met, fell in love with...
Has anyone used the website:www.firstasiahotels.com to book hotels in Asia? It is offering some really cheap deals at the moment, and I want to know if it is a legitimate website, if anyone has had...
According to a new article in a magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive. Women who sleep on their stomachs are...
hi i ordered an item online from tjphomegoods.com and ive sent off the order form that i had to print off to the folling address (Tyrell Corporation, Street, Town, County, UNITED KINGDOM AB12 3CD). My...
I have just tried to email the office and have got the following:- Remote host said: 550 You are listed on some DNS blacklists. Get delisted before trying to send us email. I've spoken to them and...
I was just wondering if anyone can tell me whether or not I can terminate my contract with T mobile early?! I think the contract is due to end in December this year but I'm desperate to get a new...
My phone is playing up and I want to upgrade, my contract ends in May but I can upgrade in March, do you think if I went into phone shop - they will buy me out of the contract? Thanks everyone
A gang-member was holding his 8 month old baby while his wife was in kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured "mother". The guy gets all excited and shouted to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a...
