A prisoner is in the hospital wing. He says to the doctor, "Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of...
Help please!
11across; Too bad, if starters in restaurant burnt beyond recognition — there's salad! (6,4) I have R?B??? F?O? I'm not certain if these are correct. Muchly thankly...
help please 9a united among judges at criminal suit,fighting system 2-5 ??-??T?? 10a privileged christian australia's brought in to harm a bishop 7 M?????? 12a detaining united kingdom vagrant,drive...
A woman notices her elderly next door neighbour lying flat on his face in his vegetable patch. 'Are you okay? she calls anxiously. 'I'm fine,' he yells back. 'I'm planting potatoes but I've lost my...
A man called Fred died recently. His will provided £30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend, Judy, and says, "Well, I'm...
A guy walk into a bar and he orders a whiskey. He sits down and just before he takes a sip of his whiskey a guy runs in and says, "Bill! Your house burnt down!" So he runs outside but then he thinks,...