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A Plumber Finished Installing A Washing Machine

when the woman asked if he fancied a quick one. While shagging her over the kitchen table they heard the front door open. Quick, she said its my husband, try the back door! Suppose he should have...

Cryptical

Last Few.

1d.Farm animal provided in here bizarrely.h???e?. 9a.Lithographers do this i bed in Kent perhaps.??s???b?. 3d.Mediterranean port area.a???. And is 10a.ignite? and 8d.greeting?. Thank in advance....

Patsy33

New Movie.

Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?" It hasn't come out yet....

hazelcat

Help required with following clues please, answers are all birds Nests under the bed Sounds as though he chases the ladies Sometimes found in a joint Walker causes traffic hold-ups Would appreciate...

Patsy33

States.

My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America, just to see how long it Texas....

xacross

Rre Guide 83

8a It lies upon the wicked , by the sound of it , and is doomed to fall 4 ?a?L Also 29 across There'd much to apportion we hear 1+3 A L??...

fatcracker1

Creationist Worried About British Birth Controller (12)

Creationist worried about British birth controller (12) Fund managers fund cherish Royal society (10) Gardener runs unusual English stationery company (10) I'm a female in Paris banking money that's...

Patsy33

Farmer.

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.:).....

leon33

Mos Quik

Here I go again Sailed through Lance + You but cant' finish Quick Doh! 1a Falling heavily T?r ??????? 4d Record ???? 5d Determined ????a?t 8a Leader ??????n. Thanks in advance Leon...

Patsy33

Old Carpet.

I'm fed up with my neighbour always teasing me about my old carpet. It's wearing a bit thin now....

Georgiesmum

Winter Fuel Allowance.

Has anyone received their letter yet about their Winter Fuel Allowance this year?...

wills2011

Dm 15410

Setter is lying on writer's feet I?M?I?S unsure whether possibly iambics or iambiis but can't get the reasoning...

marval

I Was

I was arrested for pinching protons, neutrons & electrons. I'm still not quite sure what the charge is....

marval

My Friend

My friend was taken ill when she saw a wild ox wearing a knitted jumper. It was a Cardi Yak arrest....

twix123

Trump Assassination Attempt

You do realise that The first assassination attempt will be funny as ranks of secret servicemen in unison shout: "Donald Duck"....

mikey4444

Weather Getting Very Wild Out There !

Its a bit early for this storm to begin, at least according to the forecast this morning......but its getting very wild indeed ! High winds and ferocious rain. Pity our poor sailors today !...