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Sex

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation,...

grumpee

Sunday Post

3d endorses (8) e - p - u - e - 19a gently whirl (4) e - d - thanks...

bob561941

The Mail On Sunday Sir Lancelot Sunday April 28Th 2013

18a Academic learning ??????r?h?p scholarship? 3dDerived from gossip A?e?d??l 25a Advise recommend ?d?o?a?e Ta...

coldstream1

G.kcrossword No:235

The Daily Telegraph 22 APRIL Hello, Can anyone help me on the last 3 1 across Poem by Robert Frost 4,3,3 ltrs ??r? a?? ?c? 10 across Town on the River Avon in Warickshire 5 ltrs ??g?y 4 down Comic...

flyfish

Mos Ouick

12a fibre for making mats (6) 18d style of canoe your help please...

Donaldinho

Middlesbrough Gazette Cryptic

4D Doctor leaves laundry machine in Sussex - R?e

valerie1

Sunday Life

Please help 6d. This is made by one who is declining (7) ?e?u?a? 17d. Uses a tow-line and seems to be a long time in reaching the end (5) ?r??? 20a. About a happy state within (4) u???...

maggiebee

Drummer

My inconsiderate neighbour started banging on my front door at 3 am this morning. Luckily for him I was still up practising the drums....

maggiebee

Spiderman

My Grandad's nickname is 'Spiderman'. He doesn't have any special powers, just real trouble getting out of the bath....

marval

Wearing Boxers

A middle aged man goes to his doctor. He says, “Doctor I started wearing boxers lately and noticed that my testicles make weird noises.” The doctor examined him and exclaimed. “Wow! One of your...

Jemisa

Birds

Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking so sad. Liz,...

marval

Life On The Moon

Shortly after his spaceship landed on the moon, the astronaut debarked and began exploring the strange new terrain. He had walked for only fifteen minutes when he came upon a lovely young moon girl,...

maxafax

Crossword Puzzel 10 Issue 16

Please help totally stuck on one question "17d light jacket with gathered waist (7)" have _l_u_o_...

cassie

Pmu Issue 16

Just two to go ,they are- Page 58. 8A Very tall person ?i?n? and 14D Anxiety,unease ?u?p?n?s?.

Jemisa

Ending It All...

A very old woman nearly 90 realises that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to...

jelly baby

Crb Check

Would a caution or conditional discharge show on a crb check. Also can a person apply for a crb check on themselves to see what, if anything, is against their name? Thanks Jelly Baby...

marval

Signs

Notice in a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than thirty days will be disposed of. Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own...