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Fortune Cookies

I am organising an in-house Chinese meal for the office and will be baking some fortune cookies. Do any of you have any good mottos to place inside that will suit the work enviroment? Slightly risque...

kopend

tomato purea

how do you make tomato purea (and how do you spell it?)

fideldyfee

call of nature

how long can you hold on for if you really really need to pee? what would happen if you just kept holding on? would you eventually pee yoursef? can some people hold on longer than others? can you...

wild rose

Andy Rouse

Has anyone heard of Andy Rouse, i'm part of a camera club nwps, (national world photographic society). Just wanted to see if anyone else was going to him talk in hailsham.

Gill 05

off to the shops!

Anyone want anything ??

Slooow_Jo

Time to do something constructive...!! I have loads of housework..

But 1st a serious Q.... Shall I start upstairs or downstairs ????

choclupie

Heathrow to Westminster

Which is the quickest way to travel into Central London (Westminster) from Heathrow using public transport?

suzie4U

Going to Woolacombe M5

anyone know if it is foggy?

lprenrut

trousers

can anyone tell me where i can buy trousers with an inside leg of 28" and waist size of 32" ( not flary type as most of them are )

eternalteena

Fancy Dress ideas

I am going to 3 themed parties early next year and want some ideas as to what would be right for an Italian night, A Hawaiian night and an Irish night please. I have to pack all this so not too...

andylinks

Adult Toy

I want to buy my husband an adult toy for Christmas. He has never used one before so I want something a bit special. Where do I go?

TopCat1

How do you stop a leaking bath tap?

It keeps dripping and is so annoying at night. Thanks

greeneyes

george bush(ladies only)

i know a lot of people dont like george bush,but ladies dont you think he is a handsome fella???

greeneyes

bin laden

what maked bin laden.hilter and saddam hussain..think like they do???

cazdee

Party Games

Has anyone any ideas on party games for an age range of 2 up to 60? I have racked my brains and can only come up with an Irish raffle and pass the parcel. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Many...

nfn

Domestic Violence

In England the law has changed. The victim no longer has to report the abuse. ANYONE ie. a friend, neighbour or family member can make the complaint to the police and press charges. A very recent...

baremission

fit older guys

is it just me and my friend, or does anyone else think bob geldof is quite good looking? theres something about him, no one else agrees with us!

sunflower68

Gyspies

In Norfolk this weekend we spotted a van parked with a sign saying 'knives and scissors sharpened here'. Got me to remembering when gypsies used to call at the door asking if you need your knives...

Fish the Mod

My cousin's funeral- what do I say

My cousin died in London last week aged just 35. He ran away from Dublin at 21 and became an alcoholic and lived more or less as a tramp in Camden. He was bought up in a nice enough home with his Mum...

lepers

nightclubs

do clubs have to provide free water at the bar or does it just have to be available, ie out of the taps in the toilet?

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