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Got back from collecting earlier (I'm a window cleaner) with a "little" something to eat from some of my Muslim customers:...
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So I turn my laptop on - sound works no problem :) After a while, without running any programmes, the sound goes off. I click on the icon at the bottom right hand corner and normally when you move the...
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Firstly, India get a 10th wicket partnership of 111 in their first innings and now England have just beaten the previous all time 10th wicket partnership of 163, previously held by Australia's Phillip...
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I'm a window cleaner and with all this recent warm (ish) weather, I've been wearing shorts. I got told today, by one of my customers, "what a cracking pair of legs you've got there James" = epic win...
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http://www.nintendo.co.uk/Support/Wii/Setup-amp-Connect/Termination-of-Nintendo-Wi-Fi-Connection/Termination-of-Nintendo-Wi-Fi-Connection-859609.html Copied from the above link: "As of May 20th, 2014,...
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I know that the following story is over 4 years old, but I've only just heard about it now: http://news.sky.com/story/775948/granny-72-having-a-baby-with-her-grandson .... I mean what the actual ****...
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I've got San Miguel for when Spain are playing, because it's Spanish ...... ....... Becks for when Germany are playing, because it's German ....... ....... and Carling for when England are playing,...
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http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/Answerbank_zps02826400.png It only happens when I'm on here - is it some kind of virus ?? If not, what is it and why do I only get it when I'm...
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This was at England's game last night, against Peru. I saw this on TV, but I had no idea how far back it came from. Forget the football, witness the incredible plane throwing skills ..... or greatest...
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A young chap is in a bar and gets talking to a stunning lady. She's a bit older than him (in her mid 40's), but that doesn't bother him. She's looked after herself very well and has a gorgeous figure...
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.... took the dogs out earlier and was greeted with a lovely red sky as the sun was going down. I've checked the weather forecast for tomorrow and apparently here (East Lancs) it's gonna hiss down....
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My friend text me earlier, saying him and his pal have done a world cup song for England, for this year's world cup. I's a bit cheesy, but it's not too bad in my opinion. Feel free to share it with...
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....... and as such, the king is giving you the opportunity to marry one of his 3 daughters. All 3 of his daughters are identical in EVERY way, except for: the youngest sister ALWAYS tells lies; the...
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....... so I've spent today and yesterday, fannying around repairing a troughing joint on the conservatory. Running around everywhere trying to match the profile of the troughing .... all to no avail,...
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I'm on my missus' laptop now, which is why I'm able to ask this question !!!! Everything was fine last night, I asked a question on here and posted a few replies. Now, when I try to post a question or...
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....... drink alcohol whilst taking amoxicillin ..... and if so, how much ?? I'm on a course of 7 days, 3 x 500mg capsules per day. I'm finding conflicting opinions as to whether I can drink or not....
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Laptop (quite new) recently started losing connectivity to my wireless router. When I switch laptop on, everything is fine at first, then after a while an icon (poss a yellow exclamation mark??)...
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A wonky donkey. What do you call a donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs? A winky wonky donkey. What do you call a small donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs? A dinky winky wonky donkey. What do you call a small...
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..... well there will be in Burnley. 35 years or so since we've beaten our "lovely" neighbours. Anyone watch it as a neutral ?? It's about time we had some luck, with last minute equalisers and red...
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Pancake 1 - bacon, cheese, garlic mushrooms and salad. Pancake 2 - Tuna mayo, sweetcorn and onion. Pancake 3 - Spicy mince with peppers and mushrooms. Pancake 4 - Bananas, chocolate spread and...

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