.... to which the teller replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up, damn it! I said I want to open a f***ing bank account, right now!" "Sir, I'm sorry, but we don't tolerate that kind...
I got my 2 Yorkies back from the vets earlier today - Dillon has had 25 teeth removed and Maisie has had 18 ...... how do dogs generally cope when they've had a lot of teeth removed - I don't fancy...
Ok - here's the rules ...... easy enough - how many 4 letter words can you make that all rhyme ?? My words: book buck cook duck f*** hook look luck muck nook puck rook ruck suck took tuck wook yuck (I...
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the...
.............................. The girl says, "I needed money, so I did a porn film and the guy was black". The midwife says, "he's also got blonde hair". "Well, the other man in the film was blonde",...
I went to my mum's earler today and she's just given me my baby tag. I've managed to decipher what everything means on it, apart from: B.P. 3 1/2". I know it's not blood pressure, so what could B.P....
.................... as I'd booked us into a hotel for a few nights. "Oooh", she said, "Why's that?". I said, "Well darling, you know that I've been playing poker all day?" "Yes", she said really...
As a window cleaner, I regularly see failed units and was wondering how and why they fail. I know about the misting up of the unit inside and the seal failing, etc ... but does anyone know why they...
I'm not on about the bedroom tax per se, I'm on about a part of it that I've only just found out about: "The changes will only affect council tenants and housing association tenants. If you rent a...
If and when you get the answer - simply post the answer, don't put an explanation on yet - let's tease people for a while hehe :) Let's see who gets this first. The riddle: Enough -----> Enough, women...
Basically, I want to download a video from youtube to my PC, so I can play it back at my leisure. I thought this was possible (or maybe I dreamt it ??), but I've been messing around on youtube and I...
............. yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones !!!! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis, that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer....
I'm trying to recall a term used in poker when betting. This happened in a Blackpool casino a while ago. My friend had just lost quite a few hands, due to a combination of bad luck and poor betting....
With the perpetual rise of gas and electricity prices, I was wondering if a coal fired boiler was a viable alternative. Would it be able to fully replace my boiler and supply my home with hot water...
I'm prob missing something here and I'm poss gonna get slated, but here goes ............ In tonight's episode of "All Star Family Fortunes", the family won 10k at the end and then told us which...
Just completed level 35 on Candy Crush Saga. I seem to have hit a brick wall and can only re-play level 35 or earlier levels. How to I move on to the next level?
...... so my missus told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence into their garden. ......... I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog mess in our garden and the neighbours have our...
So we went to Tenerife for Xmas for 2 weeks and I saw this and was wondering what it is: http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/DSC_0178_zpsf55fb070.jpg Piccie of me holding it....
