Twice now , over the last couple of days , her indoors has used the phrase ' swing by ' . Just now she instructed me to 'swing' by my mum , on my way home from work and pick up an item . Where has she...
Sorry didn't get to chastise you lot on gmeb ...at mum's dad not good and she's not coping...he had a nasty growth cut from his ear and its not healing..it was a big one and they had to take it back...
Hope you don't mind if I plug a programme coming up next week. My son works with Young Carers Scotland and was involved in the filming of this documentary. He said that JLS were just wonderful with...
I've had my scales for years. For quite a while now they have assured me that I'm a pretty much constant weight - somewhere mildly above 'acceptable' but well below 'you fat bar steward'. I have,...
To answer you off the mystery Agony Aunt thread.....very poorly again....haven't mentioned any details as I haven't checked whether to, but should be home soon...and with an amusing tale...despite...
Hello Everyone - "Dear Doris" is here at last. Got a question that you simply dare not post under your own username? Embarrassing ailment, cookery disaster, motoring mishap, tricky sex-life? Email it...
"Worried of Warwickshire" writes : Some rather rude people have been implying that the size of my motorcycle is in inverse proportion to the size of my manhood - what can I do to disprove this? Doris...
I've seen this on yahoo answers or somewhere Make 3 statements and only 1 is true, have a guess at the persons before you then write your own 1. I'm a black belt in karate 2. I hold record in our...
Returned from holiday with two suitcases a little bit scuffed but intact. I have just fallen down the stairs and landed in one waiting to be unpacked. I have squished the once firm and reinforced...
I'm a window cleaner and with all this recent warm (ish) weather, I've been wearing shorts. I got told today, by one of my customers, "what a cracking pair of legs you've got there James" = epic win...
Before I went away I couldn't properly lock the shed door so I booby trapped it.....good and proper....never do things by half.... I made a tall pyramid of sharp garden tools....including the almighty...
Admirable Free Spirits or Annoying Freeloaders? Not talking about people who stay on properly licensed/serviced sites – that’s the same as any other form of camping and is fine (although I...