Two women Jill and Nadine meet for lunch. "You're looking very tired today, says Nadine. Did you have a late night?" "Yes," replies Jill, "but it was all very strange." "While doing some gardening...
2 Asian youths enter a local Boots, picked up a can of deodorant the shop assistant asked one of them ( The clever one) to put the can down, he did not and began to spray onto his clothes! what would...
Just been ploughing all through my newspapers, magazines, catalogues, junk mail and other paperwork to shred, file or throw (horrible job which has taken several hours - I just drown in the stuff!) I...
Do you have any line of poetry in your head? Lines which you can recall very easily? Can you write a couple of lines here and see if other people can recognise them? Now, I have to be able to trust...
...on the phone. She reckons I spend too much time on my computer. I said I don't and she said that I did and it escalated into a full row. I know its a stupid argument over nothing but it's really...
49.In March 2012 it was revealed that 49% of the british working population struggled with what aspect of learning? 1. Which personal accessory was the subject of a consumer report in the edition of...
This summer there were decorated Gromits (of Wallace and Gromit) in Bristol, a couple of years ago, gorillas. I know other cities have them, but can't seem to find details of them. Does anyone know of...
It has gotten to the point where for me it's not as enjoyable because we're doing it so frequently up to 4+ times a day but that doesn't seem to be the case for him! I was initially saving myself for...
1, Decorations up Nov or Dec? 2, Dinner invites sorted or not? 3, Presents done or last minute? 4, Dreading or looking forward to it? 5, Preference... Your family or inlaws? 6, More surveys or none?...
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short – enjoy it.. 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and...
I have bought my electric bike. The chap came today for me to have a trial around the neighbourhood and I loved it. I can pedal as much as I want and then bring in the power for hills and if I fancy a...
Tripped over the cat and fell head over heels down the stairs (4 weeks ago) went to A&E and was told 'heamatoma' (squessy spelly) and that the lump (size of a huge baked potato) would disperse in...
