"A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless." ~May Sarton "It's really Alfie's house - you just pay the mortgage." ~ adapted from Author Unknown "Hospitality is making your...
My email page has suddenly changed and I want to put it back to how it was - it changed like this about a year or so ago but then reverted to the od page. Can't find any way of putting it back.
Called in to cousin's gas place to arrange disconnection of Ma's gas cooker. Trapped my hand in their emergency exit....two badly cut and swollen fingers. No sympathy from the cousins. Hmm...may keep...
Following on from Gness's startling list of items, I had a mental check of things in my boot which are: 1. An accordian (don't ask) 2. Spare oil and water 3. A hospital sick bowl 4. A pair of...
One of my colleagues had her hair cut last night I said, Oh your hair looks lovely. It really suits you.' Actulally, she now looks like Wendolene from 'A Close Shave' Wallace and Gromit. It's hideous!...
ME..Its my birthday today............... OTHERS...Oh no it isnt...................... ME...Oh yes it is................... OTHERS...Oh no it isnt................ ME...Its my birthday tomorrow then......
In our local paper there is an item about someone of 65 years who was rescued from the river, and the rescuer (aged 55) describes the man as "the old guy". I don't consider 65 to be old, but what is...
I joined AB on 29th February 2008. That is five years ago. Or should I say five years tomorrow, although it is 1st March? Very confusing. Must be awful to be born on a Leap year's extra day. If the...
My son is boarding-out his lounge floor with plywood. I told him beforehand to check on water pipes, cables etc. He started the job about an hour ago....I've just had a breathless phone call from...
1. The diet's working and trousers fit nicely this morning. 2. My ex may have been a lying cheat, but he let me have ALL of the furniture and it looks awesome in the new house. 3. Two colleagues have...
I had one of those very vivid dreams last night which seemed real and lingered long after I got up. I dreamed I was in Bermuda. When I came onto CB the thing I saw was a fair size advert...
The local government official numpty of the year award for 2013 so far. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-21594109 Just unbelievable.......and he was saying that lunch time that he was not...