after being on this site for a few weeks i would like to say its great just for the technology and the jokes,some of these jokes are so funny cheers me up on a day like this its pouring,also listening...
I'm not superstitious but today has not gone well and its only 9.23 wake up to see fatty hairy arse inches from my face stumble down to the kitchen to make a cup of tea and put my hands on his stinky...
Tonyav implores me As he's finding it depressing to write about his life without mentioning cross dressing Thoughts of wigs and padding He's finding quite a drag And he can't keep his spanners neat In...
... is that because it comes in SUCH a funky little square bottle ...
... it can't POSSIBLY have any bad effects ... no matter
HOW MUCH you drink.
This is a definite fact....
Why is EVERYTHING driving me mad? Rude people, Young people, Old people, Drivers, Shoppers, Olympics, Government, Politcians, Just about everything. I get up, start to drive to work & there's a...
I am seriously ******d off after a bit of financial news today that has really p**d me off. I need a laugh. This thread is also dedicated to those who have had a similarly *** day and require some...
Not so long ago DNR (do not resucitate) was added to the notes on the foot of your bed. This was outlawed but does the practice still continue? For a patient to take up a hospital bed is very hard on...
Spooky occourence number two! Toddler fire has just said 'theres an old lady sitting in the corner and she wants to go home' pointing to a corner wheres theres a bookcase but no chair! ARGH!! Im off...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Slaughterville, Oklahoma), the streets were bustling with activity. With the River Cess dolphin (a.k.a. Divegirl) at home in bed ill with an...
The ladies of the answerbank had gone for long long rests They thought they would recover From the bruises on their chests The Monks of nether Wallop Had been celibate so long They'd got a bit excited...
My husband brought home one of his company's mugs the other day. It was particularly small (perhaps promoting shorter tea breaks?). But it got me thinking, I would like to build an unethical mug...
Wow - just sitting quietly at PC - looked out of window across fields - pair of socking great big Red Kites circling gently in the sun. Just about had time to get the big bins out & have a good...
Because loads of you are so lovely and always ask after me.... My disclosure came through today (my copy) so im assuming the copy has been sent to my actual employer now WOOHOOO Even better...
Long session today, two more at least needed - reckon I am about half way through; the stone work is going to take a fair while to "texturise" up. I haven't finished even outlining the tower...
