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Funny hospital tales

Have you got one? A few years ago I was in cubicles waiting for transfer to a ward when I heard a voice call out, "Nurse I need help, I am on the commode and I can't "go", when I am at...

potatomash

Dream date

If you could go on a date with absolutely anyone who would it be and where would you go? I would go on a date with Morgan Freeman to tgi fridays :)...

potatomash

new to answerbank :)

Hello I'm new to answerbank and this seemed like the best topic to go into :) I'll start with a simple question. What is everyones favourite joke :p?

Ann

Spent most of the day putting replacement petunias in large front border of garden where the storms of Thursday had flooded them out and ripped them to shreds by the hail. Watered them in, sat down...

lankeela

If you drive a blue badge holder

to get their shopping but they don't get out of the car while you go into the shop, are you allowed to park in a disabled bay?

ludwig

Did you know this?

News just in from researchers at the university of the bleedin' obvious. ..Pot-bound plants don't grow as big as they might otherwise do. http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18612661...

gness

Chris Packham Alert

7pm tonight. Nearly forgot! Imagine!!!!!!!!!

crisgal

chris MOYLES????

Just heard about JC Superstar touring agin. I'm really pleased because it was a favourite musical of my mum's when i was little, but never got to see it. But then I found out that chris talentless...

pusskin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQR5iDsuud8

its a very sad time again, losing my much loved sister on monday gone. Bless her heart, she was wonderfull. This may be played at her funeral hopefully. I loved her and my bro who passed away last...

DTCwordfan

Final Ardington Drawing

Well, here we are - all but finished........clients happy with it. Just some final clean up, then onto the printer for airbrushing out a couple of blobs on the paper, largely insect residue, and then...

princerupe74

male sexual peak

At what age are male human beings believed tobe at their sexual peak?

mrs_overall

If you had to change your AB name

What would you change it to?

micmak

It's bloody freezing.....

Here in West Yorkshire. Needing the heating on in July is not funny. What's the weather like where you are?

tinkerbell23

Nice weekend?!

Im a tad hungover....nothing too bad just REALLY tired....i keep dozing off but im getting soo hot im having crazy half dreams....weird lol!! Was out dancing last nightn with a few girls. Club had...

rowanwitch

the Girls adventures continue

On the third nightof this chapter the AB ladies had a rest Repaired their hair and make up and Alba stitched her vest They soaked in various bathtubs Across the AB land And thought about the next...

LochNessMonster

How many of you folk attend church on a Sunday, and if not why not ?

Just thought it would be interesting to know. Thanks to all who take part ! Nessie TLNM...

Toes

The French

Got fed up, so just taken a 5 day break in France. My question is, why are the French so relaxed, why is everything so...................well slow, and relaxed...........why are we so...

masma

Dizzy after an op.

My daughter had her fallopian tubes remove 2 weeks ago, since then she's been very light headed and dizzy. She's been to the doc who checked her b/p and did a blood test for aneamia (sp) but said he...

ladyalex

Mad Over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open Welcome once again to all members old and older. Tonight's raffle prizes so far include One ticket for a talk on St Pancras Statio Past and Present. Unused. (Kindly donated...

excelsior-1

WHERE THE HELL IS INDY?

just briefly flicked over to bbc1 to check my machine is recording 'raiders of the lost ark' - to show to my nephew at a later date. bloody wimbledon!...

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