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Can anyone help me out with some good cracker jokes?

What is the fastest dairy product? Milk, because it's past your eyes before you can see it. I need two more funny ones....

bennynobrain

What links Cambridge , Nile and Limerick.

Not necessary with capital letters Independent crossword

Postdog

For those of you who saw.....

.....that earlier (now deleted) post, I am off for night sleepy time, nudge nudge, wink wink!

legohouse

What rights does my ex's mother have to my son?

okay here's the thing... my aunt said something to me the other day and its got me worrying went i had my son my ex's mum said that she was trying for a baby but now that she has a grandson... she...

DTCwordfan

30 Years since the Penlee Tragedy. R.I.P

A sober thought this festive season and the Xmas lights are turned out in Mousehole tonight in memoriam. http://en.wikipedia.o...lee_lifeboat_disaster I had just got back here from overseas for...

joggerjayne

Unpleasant

The guy who tasered his girlfriend and buried her alive ... The spokeswoman outside Court described him as "unpleasant" ... LOL, LOL. People who are rude to you in pubs are...

boxtops

I thought that you lovely ABers might like to know how Rover is. We went back to the vet on Wednesday, and it seems - miraculously - that for now, he's OK. He's been taken off his kidney medication,...

glasman

The late Kim Jong-Il

Have you seen the public outpourings of grief from the North Korean people following his death? He truly must have been a dearly loved 'Dear Leader'....

captken

wat is the name on the russian mig tht is able to fly backwards

emperor

Local Quiz

Aural,oral or visual transfer of information 3. Receiver of many farewells. (4, 4 ) (Don't think it's 'last post' as that's another answer elsewhere) 8. Six seeds precisely. (3, 4 ) 14. Rash and...

Babs51

Dingbats

WAY PUBLIC 1,2,3,GO & X Any idea what the answers to these dingbats could be? Thanks!...

dozyrozy

drink related

1.sour drinks' flavour (9,7) 2.students triple order in heidelberg (5,5,5) 3. watery french wine (8) Many thanks...

vivionski

I need help with 1 across 12 letters

Endorsement would be satisfying after golf (12) is. The answer commendation if so why ?

Dee Sa

why did I bother ?

I stood behind an old english guy in the post office cum supermarket. He wished the man behind the PO counter a merry xmas and asked what they were doing on xmas day, the PO guy [Asian] looked a bit...

sixpence999

Occupations

Very geateful for any help 78. Does he get in all together? (6)...

sophie13

Need comments on ebay and online shopping for uni assignment - help!

Hi, Does anyone use eBay a lot to buy and sell stuff or has anyone recently started selling stuff online to get some spare money? Or has anyone changed to doing shopping online as it works out...

mountainboo

Men working in Pre-schools

I have come up against a rather contentious issue. Our nearly four year old son attends a pre-school which he has become very settled in and one that we are happy with. One afternoon when I collected...

stoatie2011

10 a I cryptic

10a Note on tense paly (9) R---E----. Many thanks, Danny

kathirvelu

sexual problem at male

one of my friend facing the sexal problem, he s 26 age past 26 years he doesnt do masturbutation , once if tried sperms release doesnt come everytime, the thing is at the night sleepy time it will...

fliptheswitch

Arghhh!!!

As above. I'm feeling a tad stressed, and need to let it out! There's been lots going on in my family recently, and the new one is my sister sending her son away to boarding school... which has gone...

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