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church joke

Here's one from our Vicar - there was this dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who would lay awake at nights wondering if there was a Dog

Homer55

Shaznay, all saints

What has she done to herself, this is another case of plastic surgery gone wrong, she was beautiful before, now she looks like Lesley ash and Lionel Ritchies love child.

elerrina

Horror films

can anybody recommend a really good horror film as i can never find anything that truly scares me, most films nowadays are blood and gore which i dont mind i just dont find it very effective at...

Homer55

How many sheets of paper will a tree make?

same as above.

NeverendingR

Are the questions multiple choice? I have lived in England my whole life but never registered to become a british citizen so I am about to take the test. I just wanted to know if anyone had taken the...

Homer55

Meatloaf.

Just been having a conversation at work, as meatloaf is the radio, and We want to know what Meatloaf is, as in the american meal.. Can anyone help?

Homer55

Sony Ericsson K800i

Im just about to buy a k800i and these come with a Memory Stick Micro, the phone i have at the moment is a k750i which takes a Memory Stick pro duo. can i upload the Memory Stick pro duo to the Memory...

Joe King

Hitler

Hitler said the master race should have blond hair and blue eyes and average height... But wasn't Hitler short, with dark hair and brown eyes??

papigo

teeth brushing

do you get better cleaning results with an ordinary toothbrush or an electric toothbrush?

Homer55

scotch egg

why doesnt the egg go off in a scotch egg?

pauliwauli2

Hmmm

Just for my homepage on my site, it's getting a bit boring so I'm trying to think of new things to put on it? Before I put ridiculous chat up lines, funny quotes, great things about life and crazy...

Homer55

Twitchy Eye Syndrome!

My eyelid has been pulsating for over a week now and its getting very irratating, does anyone know why this happens and how to stop it?

4getmenot

Cartoon

If an artist was to draw a Caricature of you what feature would he concentrate on?

rom

trippin over /out? on channel 5

anyone watch this last night? what did you think? i quite liked it that daniel guy from neighbours/bill is a total hottie. oh my!

crashtested

Kari Byron, junior Mythbuster, playboy shoot.

I have what appears to be the real set but did she actually pose or is this a myth? Kari Byron junior Mythbuster, posed for playboy, confirmed/ plausible/ busted ? lol google kari byron under images,...

kgt

Jokes?

What is the funniest joke you have ever heard? U2 are playing a gig in Glasgow, Bono asks the crowd for a bit of quiet and starts to clap his hands every 5 seconds. He says "Everytime I clap my hands...

Homer55

Mould!!

I have recently moved in to a new house, about 10 weeks ago, and have noticed mould growning on the underneath of my mattress, I sleep on a fouton so the underneath is exposed to the floor and next to...