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It's Forest Green Rovers v Alvechurch, if you need to watch more high quality football.
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Coming soon: Star Wars 12 Luke needs a walker....
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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freakin' blue...
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Intelligence is like underwear. Great to have, but no need to show it off....
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In the office World Cup sweepstake, I drew Italy.
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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck - you're drunk. Ducks don't talk....
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Dad puns. That's how eye roll....
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It only takes one therapist to change a light bulb. But it must want to change....
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The only bad thing about my six figure salary is the decimal point.
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Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
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Can you buy beer in a British football stadiums? What's all the fuss about in Qatar?...
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I tried to play frisbee with my dog. No good. I need a flatter dog....
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I've been trying to talk to my fish about his feelings, but he's being a little koi.
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Autocorrect is my worst enema.
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A chicken came up to me and said "I can't find my eggs" I said "you've probably mislaid them"...
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My mate's wife was dancing on a table. "Good legs" I said "Do you really think so?" "Oh yes, most others would have collapsed under that weight"...
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What was the colour of your first bike? Tell us a bit about it....
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A policeman pulled me over and said "papers!". I replied "scissors" and drove off....
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My daughter said she wanted a Cinderella themed party. So I made her and her friends clean the house....
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I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was. She said "March first". So I walked around the room, and asked her again....

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