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Lovely, isn't it?
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Did the person called today win the prize, or am I still 'In'?
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Do you pronounce the first D in Wednesday?   Is it supposed to be silent or pronounced? I usually say Wensday.  
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The police are searching the Thames for the body of the chemical attack man. They have found two bodies. Neither of them are him.
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National treasure?
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Imagine you take out short term travel insurance to cover the dates you are away. If you are delayed returning home by a day or so, perhaps ATC strikes,  aircraft technical problems or an Icelandic... ...
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I think I might sell my theremin. I haven't touched it for years.
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Cauliflower cheese. You can't do better.  
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Sometimes when I go on a website like Tripadviser, a box pops up to ask me if I want to log in using my Google account. I always close the box because I am not sure what it is offering to do and I... ...
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a spade and a club.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/66987321 ...
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Wimpy   I remember they usually smelt of slightly burnt tea cakes.
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... the most famous Neighbours character, Bouncer, left the show in 1993. Gone, but not forgotten.
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WW1 is commonly described as 1914 to 1918, but on our local war memorial it is shown as 1914 to 1919. Why might this be?
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roast potatoes...
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Not a question Just saying...
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It looks like the Wagner Group leader has been killed in a plane crash
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Did anyone win yesterday on the Absolute Radio / Planet Radio / Bauer Media competition? If it rolled over I'm still in for today, but I don't know....
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My boss asked me why I only get sick on weekdays. I said it was because of my weakened immune system....
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that McDonald's had a double chocolate pie? Too late. It's gone. McDonald's fans are fuming after their favourite item is suddenly AXED from menus https://mol.im/a/12428983 via...

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