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Ebay, Make An Offer Option

I’ve never used this option before on ebay, happy to pay the buy it now price. Tonight I tried to use this option to buy 5 of an item for sale, wanting to offer a 20% reduction in price. On clicking...
23:08 Tue 27th Feb 20181 answer, last by woofgang 23:18 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Local Councils Breaking The Law

This is a perennial story covered by Private Eye, with the only difference year on year being the increasing numbers of families placed in B&B for longer than 6 weeks. Apparently the law states that...
12:54 Sun 21st Jan 201851 answers, last by Hymie 21:28 Wed 31st Jan 2018
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Google Street View Data

I wonder how much Google spent on discovering this from its street view data. http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20180105-how-your-car-signals-your-income Apparently the study found of US car ownership,...
03:34 Sat 06th Jan 20183 answers, last by Cloverjo 09:13 Sat 06th Jan 2018
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Pfi Number Crunching – Source Private Eye

500 - PFI projects signed while Gordon Brown was chancellor of the exchequer, costing the taxpayers around £250bn in total 461 - Pages in Brown’s biography ‘My Life, Our Times’ 0 - Mentions in...
21:50 Thu 30th Nov 201712 answers, last by lindapalmara 10:36 Fri 01st Dec 2017
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Breaking News – Exclusive To All Media Outlets

Young man and woman in long term relationship announce their engagement. Expect this to be front cover story on all tomorrow’s dailies – all with more pics on pages 1,2,3,4,5,6 7,8, and on to 97....
21:25 Mon 27th Nov 2017105 answers, last by naomi24 07:52 Wed 29th Nov 2017
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Private Eye – Number Crunching

6 – minimum number of weeks a new Universal Credit claimant must wait for first payment, leading to rent arrears, exorbitantly-priced debt and trips to food banks. 1 – maximum number of weeks...
22:09 Wed 18th Oct 20171 answer, last by cassa333 18:18 Thu 09th Aug 2018
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May To Offer 20 Billion Euro Divorce Settlement

This must be seen as a good deal for the UK if accepted, after all by Boris’s calculation we have given the EU this amount every year. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41342580...
20:55 Thu 21st Sep 201713 answers, last by Denton 16:52 Fri 22nd Sep 2017
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Prescription Prepayment Certificate Refund

Mrs Hymie is due to celebrate her sixtieth birthday in the near future, and so will be eligible for free NHS prescriptions. Can she claim a refund for the amount she has over paid on her annual...
21:37 Mon 18th Sep 20173 answers, last by fiction-factory 21:44 Mon 18th Sep 2017
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Unexpected Sex

Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up, as long as you‘re not in a prison....
23:05 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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New Puppy

My two young nieces are dead keen on getting a Labrador puppy. But I’ve advised my brother to choose an alternative breed – a high percentage of Labrador owners I see walking their dogs have gone...
22:08 Tue 12th Sep 20172 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:06 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Brexit Latest

It appears that EE and BT have jumped the gun – after rubbing their hands with glee following the Brexit vote, giving them free range to rip off UK citizens – free from any such restrictions from...
21:34 Thu 31st Aug 20179 answers, last by New Judge 16:28 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Man’S Best Friend

Q: What is the most popular name for a dog in China? A: Lunch...
21:52 Fri 18th Aug 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 16:27 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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9 Out Of 10

Last night as I entered a bar, two good looking young women were eyeing me up – as I walked past them, one whispered to the other ‘Nine’. When I met up with my mate at the bar – I told him...
20:21 Thu 17th Aug 20174 answers, last by zebo 20:35 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Heavenly Body

I have been blessed with the body of a God. Unfortunately that God is Buddha....
21:00 Wed 16th Aug 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 21:38 Wed 16th Aug 2017
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Authentic Indian Restaurant

Last night I took my wife to a really authentic Indian restaurant; when the waiter brought a carafe of water and two glasses – he advised against drinking the water on health grounds....
21:03 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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Off Work Again

I called my work this morning advising that I was staying at home today, as I was sick. My boss asked – just how sick are you? I replied – at the moment, I’m in bed with my sister and her dog....
20:55 Mon 14th Aug 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:40 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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Attack

Yesterday evening, some thug attacked me in the local park with a bat – I was really impressed at how well he’d trained it....
13:50 Sun 13th Aug 2017
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Hitman

A husband hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years. The hitman says , ‘I’ll shoot her just below the left t!t.’ The husband replies ‘I want her dead, not bloody kneecapped.’...
18:17 Sat 12th Aug 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 13:10 Sun 13th Aug 2017
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Hard On

Q: What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? A: Vote...
20:11 Fri 11th Aug 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 11:42 Sat 12th Aug 2017

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