"All men--: but not equally. Those who - by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity....." T.E.Lawrence...
In a little Irish village the local priest was not feeling very well and he decided to see a doctor. While in the doctor's waiting room, a nun comes out of the doctor's office. She looked ashen, drawn...
Word had leaked out about the talking mirror. Suddenly people started wanting to ask a question of the mirror themselves. Sleeping Beauty wanted to know for herself if she really was the most...
Into a Dublin pub comes Paddy Murphy. He looks as if he's just been run over by a train. His right arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut to ribbons, he’s bruised and he’s walking...
"Yesterday, scientists revealed conclusive results that all beers contain small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists gave 100 men 12 pints of beer to drink. 100% of them...
..over seven feet, but with a head the size of an orange, walks up to the bar in a pub and asks the barman for a pint of beer. He looks so odd that the barman can't resist asking him, "You're a huge...
..........went to his doctor for his quarterly medical check. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the old boy said, "Things are great, really very good and I’ve never felt better! I now...
A 2014 study found that the average Englishman walks about 900 miles a year. In another recent study found that an Englishman drinks an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, we...
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time;...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering-wheel in his trousers. Bar Tender: "Good evening, sir, um…..excuse me, but do you that know you have a steering-wheel in your trousers?" Pirate: "Aye! It's...
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!" The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's...
