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William Shakespeare goes into a pub...

William Shakespeare goes into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The landlord looks at him and says "I can't serve you, you're bard".

Skreecheeboy

This may not be the best place for this question but here goes. When I was at primary school in the 1980s, I remember we had books which were used to learn how to read. They were colour coded and you...

4GS

Good morning ABers

How are well all today? can we have a nice one without any falling out/arguments/name calling please?

Theland

Christian Foster Parents

Yesterdays news - A Christian couple are forbidden to foster any more children because they refuse to instruct the 11 year old boy in their care about homosexuality being an acceptable alternative...

dopeybint

Fab sex or comfy slippers ?

Which is best ? Split up with Mr. Dopey and been having a relationship with a gorgeous bloke,sex superb,but he is'nt available ( very wrong i know ) So now i'm yearning for me ex a little bit...

legend758duo

armed forces and their effect on people ?

this was nudged into my head after 4gs talking about how he had caused a lot of pain in the boxing ring and on the battlefield. now i wonder are we producing a lot of mentally unstable physically...

4getmenot

singling people out

Is there anyone on here that you ignore. I have just been told by legend that he will ignore me from now on. I answered the question in much the same way others had. Surely this is singling me out. I...

sarumite

November Saga

Just can't seem to finalise the last three ... 2d Bookbinder was a morganatic offspring (4,5) I have H?L? R?Y?? (Half Rhyme??) 16a Vital organ's actual name is concealed (5) I have R?N?? The last...

jeebs

Dinner Party

Any suggestions re music that could be used for a formal/informal dinner party with friends?

China Doll

Friends with Benefits

Afternoon All, Does anyone have or have they ever had a 'friend with benefits' or indeed FB as I believe they're also known? Did you think this was a good arrangement or did it all end in tears? How...

babybop6379

not a question really but....................................

Whistle for the arsenal whoop whoop whoop whoop!!!!!!! yay! any other female abers that are into thier footie?

legend760

england fans ???

just a thought after watchin sky news this morning. england at rugby get hammered 30 nil or whatever ok ? totally slaughtered. and the fans stay back and are great. in france the fans arent segregated...

jackthehat

Virtual Birthday Card

I have forgotten my cousins birthday (today) and would like to e-mail her a virtual birthday card............... Can anyone give me any links to a site from which I can send one, without having to...

wizard69

72 virgins

why do muslims want with 72 virgins?

JockSporran

Evil - what is it?

What do we mean be evil? My definition would be the deliberate, intentional harming of others. It is possible to harm others without actually intending to, but that's thoughtlessness or...

filthiestfis

prawn cock tail?

Im not being funny but I've always thought that penises smell of prawns after urine has been passed. Then again how many penises have I sniffed? Only mine! Anyone else agree?

MunkFish

The Smiths

Any Smiths fans out there? What's your favourite song and why? I'm really liking 'Barbarism Begins At Home' at the moment - the bass is so good!!

spock1

help required please

i'm trying to remember the title of a film i saw many years ago .... all i can recall is ben gazzara saying to another actor in the film "this is one jew you are not going to castrate kelno" in...

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