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BobbyBobBob
Is it actually dangerous to go to sleep with your phone on your bedside table? With radiation etc. Also can wireless phone charges on bedside table cause harm? Thanks...
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maggiebee
SAVING BIG MONEY A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. “£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied. “£85!!! Hiv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?. "That's...
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An old, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The...
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tezmand
your thoughts ?
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marval
What does Jack Sparrow use when he makes a casserole? Pyrex of the Caribbean....
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The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the...
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slinky.kate
Did you buy anything at the January sales ? I bought a dishwasher(bosch) out of argo's,got £100 off my old one only lasted 10 years.(indesit)...
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Svejk
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2893161/Labour-looks-North-Left-wing-MP-claims-Miliband-s-inner-circle-think-people-Northern-accents-stupid.html...
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just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The...
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The angel Gabriel said to God What you working on today? God said I`m making a place called Scotland, It`s goin to have stunning mountains with fast flowing rivers full of beautifull brown trout, the...
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Went to a to muslim New Year party. Musical chairs was a bit slow but **** me, pass the parcel was *** quick.
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to Kenny the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' Kenny the old...
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waterboatman
Saturday. It's wet out, calm and mild. I will have to be away at 7.30 as I'm in the Heritage Centre today, so it's going to rain! I have to pick my mate up first, he's 20 minutes away in the other...
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It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by...
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cupid04
A pharmacist walks into his shop one day to find a man leaning against the wall. 'What's wrong with him,' he whispers to his sales assistant. 'Well he came up to the counter and asked for some cough...
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slinky.kate
A man was called into his managers office for violating the dress code.The manager told him forcibly'You cant wear pyjamas for work ?' 'But everyone else does',he protested The manager sighed.'thats...
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cupid04
Q] Why did the helicopter pilot fit a larger fuel tank to his aircraft? A] So he could keep his chopper up longer!...
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SaintCarter
I've been told that I have a foot fetish. People keep calling me a sick freak. I like the look of feet, sure but I never knew I was a fetishist. Please can someone tell me that its natural?
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stuey
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Bazile
Have you got used to writing / saying in conversation - 2015 , yet . Or are you still in 2014 ?...

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