Translation provided if required! A Glesga Burd goes tae the social tae register fur child benefit. "How many children?" asks the civil servant? "10" replies the girl. "10???" says the civil servant.....
Carers arrived late as per usual. When they arrive I usually nip out for a fag. When I came in I heard one carer saying to Mic " Do you think I want to be here cleaning you now roll over" I was about...
Hello all, Welcome to this month's Onwards & Downwards. We welcome anyone serious about losing weight and we offer support and kind thoughts - not magic fixes, just sensible help. Have not got a theme...
Bookings for the Festival open today so I was up bright and early to join the queue when booking opened at 8.30 am. On the dot of 8.30 am I was number 668 in the queue? I am now at 519 so next year I...
Had a call last night to tell us that my SIL has terminal cancer, she was feeling unwell a couple of weeks ago so went to hospital for tests, they've given her 2 weeks to live! She's only in her late...
Is the girl that appears riding her bike then eating an icecream in this advert, the same girl from the mobile phone advert riding her bike singing with a cat in her basket??
Tuesday.Not feeling at all well this morning, so haven't been walkies. The dawn chorus is in fine voice though. Tiggy and foxy were in as usual. but late. It's going to be a nice sunny day here. Well;...
Monday and another working week begins. Now someone is going to say their week begins on another day that's fine. ;o} I had a chance, with a pair of binos. to have a better look at tiggy's young lady...
Do you find Answerbank, Boring, Entertaining, Informative! I find it informative with all the tips etc from Home Food and Crossword sections etc but would like it to be more entertaining, find that...
Sunday. It's going to be another warm and sunny one. We had a lovely day on the charter yesterday. One of the loveliest groups of people I have met. One wants to join the trust and do the skippers...