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Got to get motivated, I'm still sitting here in my dressing gown, am I the laziest person in town? Or are some of you going to join me for that title? jem...
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in Nappies 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all...
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your first job, can you remember it? & your first wage packet. My first job was in a chemist shop, I had to wash out medicine bottles, people kindly brought them back but filthy. I progressed on...
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and watch the first miner brought up? This was a bit of history in the making I suppose but after 1 o/cam I just had to go to bed. I believe the first came up around 4am our time. We're on no/10 now,...
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Mind you I think I can answer my own Q here. They're showing live on TV the rescue of the Chillian miners, I think its on all night. I did hear though that it will be 48 hours before it is complete,...
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Shopping I mean. - Doh! Do you prefer shopping in the High St, open to the eliments or in one of the big shopping malls? We're off to Lakeside today, H & I want some nice chunky cardigans for the...
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Did you see the prog on this very likeable couple? (CH 5 tonight) It was soo nice, showed what they're doing now, where ever they go who ever they meet they seem to be touched by these two. They ooze...
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D'ya think Ah! Sunday, yippee? Perhaps, grr! Sunday bl00dy Sunday? Or, Sunday means nothing? jem...
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http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf I Posted this in Adverts, but I thought it may get a better viewing here. Enjoy Lads. jem...
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http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf "sugar" Sorreee...
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Best ever AD> jem...
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We went to Austria a couple of years back for a cheap week in Nov. What a beautiful place we were at Mayorhoffen. We went to Saltsburg for a day trip and there we saw a building that looked like a...
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I've been to a funeral today of an old lady down the road. It was the saddest funeral I've been to because there were NO flowers (not one) by request only 6 mourners 3 neighbours & 3 distant...
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family - in another city. I thought this quote was very true. - do you. (Its by George Burns by the way)...
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. (You'll never guess who made this statement)...
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Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue. jem...
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Politicians and nappies need to be changed regularly - usually for the same reason. jem...
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Now we've said r i p to Norman and at the grand old age of 95... Made me think of Max Bygraves, is he still about? Haven't seen any news on him lately. jem...
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This is a true story, proving how facinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A teacher was reading the...
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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson 35. Buttocks clenched he performs a...

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