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Sometimes authority isn't enough...

-- An ALA officer (Agricultural Law Association) stopped at a farm in Devo and talked with an old farmer. He told him, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs." The farmer...
22:13 Fri 18th May 20125 answers, last by Infomaniac 21:47 Sat 19th May 2012
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Hot-Hot-Hot...

Adults Only There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, Ethel we've been...
12:11 Fri 18th May 20125 answers, last by Infomaniac 21:38 Sat 19th May 2012
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N*ts...

All Ages ..... George represented his country in wrestling at the Olympics and did really well...made his way right to the gold medal round. To win the gold, all he had to do was fight a large Russian...
11:42 Fri 18th May 20125 answers, last by LochNessMonster 07:39 Mon 21st May 2012
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I Did NOT Know!!!

I did NOT know this!! Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!! Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients...
21:40 Thu 17th May 20125 answers, last by Matheous-2 06:35 Fri 18th May 2012
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The Hypnotist!

All Ages.... It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the...
13:48 Thu 17th May 20122 answers, last by marval 20:58 Thu 17th May 2012
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Ham Bacon etc...

I know its an oldie but its still a goody. Adults Only ..... A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting...
13:27 Thu 17th May 20123 answers, last by erect1lep1lls 01:50 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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Ooops!!

Over 12yr olds... A man and womam got divorced after about three years. The woman decided to find another man. She went out and dated several men, but could not find one who satsifed her in bed. So...
13:17 Thu 17th May 20121 answer, last by divegirl 13:20 Thu 17th May 2012
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Observation...

: All Ages...... A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-coloured liquid. "This", he explained,"is urine. To be a good doctor, you...
21:07 Wed 16th May 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 11:51 Thu 17th May 2012
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Beat Answer... Woofgang.

ThanQ Jem
20:37 Wed 16th May 20124 answers, last by sibton 20:55 Wed 16th May 2012
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Halogen/Electric??

I've always cooked with gas until we moved in here & there was an electric oven but a gas hob, but that was ok I've learnt to live with it, however now because of my failing eyesight I've found...
10:56 Wed 16th May 201211 answers, last by boxtops 19:48 Wed 16th May 2012
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The Speeches...

Adult.... An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of...
22:30 Tue 15th May 20124 answers, last by tonyav 10:18 Wed 16th May 2012
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(WORK)

The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called...
09:58 Tue 15th May 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:47 Tue 15th May 2012
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EE Bring back Kat...

Anyone else fed up with this 'ev murder storyline, its dragging on far too long. I'm fed up with Phil Ben, Shirley, Jay & most of all Derick Branning. (I truly dislike the bloke) Whats he there...
22:52 Mon 14th May 201212 answers, last by Jemisa 21:48 Tue 15th May 2012
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Well... Today...

All Ages ..... One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all...
22:30 Mon 14th May 20125 answers, last by tenrec 18:12 Tue 15th May 2012
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New Boots...

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into...
20:30 Mon 14th May 20129 answers, last by tenrec 17:47 Tue 15th May 2012
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'Vera'

Awww! No 'Vera' tonight, shame I was looking forwaed to it, Seen @Lewis'. But I agree they had to take it off out of respect. jem...
20:10 Sun 13th May 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 20:43 Mon 14th May 2012
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Stevie Wonder v Jack Nicklaus ?

All Ages Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says: "How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says: "Not too bad, the latest album has gone...
19:57 Sun 13th May 20124 answers, last by askyourgran 22:17 Sun 13th May 2012
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The mouse...

Young Bobby was sitting down to breakfast & said to his Mummy "Did you have a mouse in your bedroom last night Mummy?" His Mother looked at him & said what on earth made you ask that...
11:41 Sun 13th May 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:12 Sun 13th May 2012
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Golf Joke...

All Ages.... As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty,...
22:49 Sat 12th May 20126 answers, last by Philtaz 14:55 Sun 13th May 2012
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The Orange...

Adult Only... A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including...
12:00 Fri 11th May 20124 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:28 Fri 11th May 2012

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