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That cucumber again...

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a Cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone! 10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial...
11:13 Fri 11th May 201213 answers, last by wolf63 15:34 Fri 11th May 2012
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I am the greatest...

(All ages) A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The...
23:15 Thu 10th May 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:30 Thu 10th May 2012
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Some clean short jokes...

(for all ages) There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range. Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head. A Horse goes into a bar and the...
22:53 Thu 10th May 20122 answers, last by methyl 23:27 Thu 10th May 2012
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Cucumbers (& there's more)

5 Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the...
22:24 Thu 10th May 20127 answers, last by commoner 08:24 Fri 11th May 2012
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What to do with a cucumber...

Cucumbers - very interesting I didn't know this... WOW! WHAT A LITTLE GEM THE CUCUMBER IS. I WILL LOOK AT IT DIFFERENTLY NOW. 1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need Every day, just one...
14:52 Thu 10th May 201215 answers, last by SandyBeadle 16:12 Tue 05th Jun 2012
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Before I Die

Adult... A Nun goes onto a bus that has no passengers. Nun to bus driver: I'm dying and I want to have sex before I die but I must remain a virgin so it must be anal and i cant commit adultery so the...
12:12 Thu 10th May 20122 answers, last by Kiki-frog 13:53 Thu 10th May 2012
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Fruity...

Over 12s....... One day in the forest, 3 blokes were just hiking along a path when all of a sudden, a huge pack of red-indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the...
22:47 Wed 09th May 20122 answers, last by marval 16:03 Thu 10th May 2012
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The postmans last day...

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his round, he was...
22:46 Tue 08th May 20124 answers, last by tenrec 19:23 Thu 10th May 2012
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A Fottle...

I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info...
11:20 Mon 07th May 201220 answers, last by tenrec 07:29 Tue 08th May 2012
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Some smiles for you...

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on...
10:54 Mon 07th May 201218 answers, last by dustypuss 13:11 Sun 16th Jun 2024
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Pet Alligator...

Over 12s..... A bloke walks into a pub with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished customers. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this...
22:06 Sun 06th May 20121 answer, last by marval 17:38 Mon 07th May 2012
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Three Women...

All Ages ...... Three women meet at a Women liberation Seminar, One Australian, One American, One English. Two weeks after the Seminar they met and had coffee, the American woman say's " when I...
14:46 Sat 05th May 20121 answer, last by marval 14:50 Sat 05th May 2012
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Buiscuit Tins...

My daughter wants a McVities biscuit tin for their 'Rich Tea' and for their 'Digestive' biscuits.I've seen them on ebay but don't want to deal with ebay. Where else can I get them from? Anyone know?...
22:39 Fri 04th May 201226 answers, last by Jemisa 11:26 Sun 06th May 2012
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After 60 ...

Of Retired People! From the British Association Of Retired People Questions and Answers Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: In a bookshop under...
21:20 Fri 04th May 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 14:22 Sat 05th May 2012
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its time to learn...

For over 12yr olds..... Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say `arse' and I'll say...
11:27 Fri 04th May 20122 answers, last by tenrec 16:09 Fri 04th May 2012
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Microwave - grill...

Am thinking of getting a Microwave+Grill, Ooo! I do miss a grill, anyone got one? are they any good? can you do cheese on toast in them? I haven't had cheese on toast for 3 years now & I'm...
22:54 Thu 03rd May 20126 answers, last by Tilly2 17:54 Sun 06th May 2012
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Pope's Visit...

All Ages ..... While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to grant absolution to three sinners. The first person to come up was O.J. Simpson. The Pope asked, “What is your sin?” “I...
22:35 Thu 03rd May 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 11:34 Fri 04th May 2012
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I Don't want to...

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you...
22:57 Wed 02nd May 20124 answers, last by marval 13:02 Thu 03rd May 2012
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The Blonde pilot...

This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot...
10:38 Wed 02nd May 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 23:10 Wed 02nd May 2012
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Don't touch...

All Ages...... An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip muffins As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell...
22:37 Tue 01st May 20123 answers, last by scoob101 15:38 Wed 02nd May 2012

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