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The Question...

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks........ I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked "Hello,are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them...
22:49 Thu 19th Apr 20124 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 18:05 Fri 20th Apr 2012
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Bar Stewards...

A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. 'Sorry...
10:21 Thu 19th Apr 20125 answers, last by imagcq 21:20 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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One sunday afternoon...

All Ages A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The bloke selling the bulls announces the...
23:01 Wed 18th Apr 2012
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This is an incredable stort....

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air....
22:34 Tue 17th Apr 20123 answers, last by andy-hughes 10:38 Wed 18th Apr 2012
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An old man..... (adult only)

had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would 0rgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his...
14:01 Tue 17th Apr 20126 answers, last by heathfield 09:23 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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What is a Peer?

Following on from d9s post...What is a Peer? How do you become a Peer? What is their duty? Who pays them? Do we need a Peer? I've always puzzled over this. Jem...
13:34 Mon 16th Apr 201212 answers, last by Jemisa 23:24 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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Barry Gibb.

Prayers for Barry Gibb. Who is now in a coma. & suffering from Pneunomia Colon and liver cancer. He's suffered long and murmered not doctors are in vain Gods now closed his eyelids and eased him...
19:09 Sun 15th Apr 201234 answers, last by chi-chi66 22:31 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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The Green thing...

(Not really a joke) In the queue at Tesco, the young cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own reusable grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment....... The...
17:40 Sun 15th Apr 20126 answers, last by shooty 20:17 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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Do cats dream?

Our cat Ella is about 5 yrs old, we've had her2 yrs now & she's a lovely cat a silver blue tabby. Recently she's been miowing and howling in her sleep, it worries me as she sounds as if she's in...
00:29 Sun 15th Apr 20124 answers, last by chi-chi66 20:26 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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ESSEX BOYS...

TOP THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ESSEX BOYS SAY: 1. When I retire, I'm movin' north. 2. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 3. You can't feed that to the dog. 4. Wrestling is fake. 5. We're...
11:46 Sat 14th Apr 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 14:45 Sat 14th Apr 2012
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Bad Day?

Think you have a bad day? Look at these (almost) true stories... And think again: Maybe things aren't so bad: 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska...
12:00 Fri 13th Apr 20128 answers, last by fourteen85 06:33 Sat 14th Apr 2012
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Heart-warming story...

It is not a joke thats why its here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play Golf . One day in his...
14:15 Thu 12th Apr 201221 answers, last by Smowball 15:37 Thu 12th Apr 2012
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Busy Lizzie's

We went to B&Q garden centre yesterday to get our plants for our pots and hanginh baskets, we walked round & round looking for Busy Lizzies I couldn't believe there was none, in a big place...
13:25 Thu 12th Apr 201210 answers, last by netnet 17:43 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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A Blind man

All Ages.... is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind...
22:42 Wed 11th Apr 20124 answers, last by tenrec 21:32 Thu 12th Apr 2012
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Year 2222...

Adults Only ........ The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks...
13:55 Wed 11th Apr 20123 answers, last by missprim 14:40 Thu 12th Apr 2012
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Horse Racing?

I know very little about horse racing but with the Grand National coming up I've been given a tip but don't know how to put a bet on. What does it mean when you put it on 'each way'? I know what it...
21:52 Tue 10th Apr 201225 answers, last by chaptazbru 14:18 Wed 11th Apr 2012
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The romantic walk!

Adults Only A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she...
13:46 Tue 10th Apr 201212 answers, last by Zacs-Master 21:35 Tue 10th Apr 2012
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Mildrid at 93

Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Jim She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be...
15:38 Mon 09th Apr 20125 answers, last by tonyav 15:40 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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WHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BOUGHT COMPUTERS?

Ford Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did . . . HELPLINE:...
22:59 Sun 08th Apr 20122 answers, last by Jemisa 23:11 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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CARDIOLOGIST FUNERAL

This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral... A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge...
22:20 Sat 07th Apr 20122 answers, last by maggiebee 09:36 Sun 08th Apr 2012

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