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Tuesday's saying. 2

Since its the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, Sleep late... jem...
14:51 Tue 27th Mar 20122 answers, last by Jemisa 12:02 Thu 29th Mar 2012
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Best Answer...

Do any of you check to see if you've been selected as 'Best Answer? Or, don't you nominate one, I try to nominate one with every post. I wait a couple of days till the thread has finished then go back...
23:07 Mon 26th Mar 201237 answers, last by albaqwerty 14:29 Tue 27th Mar 2012
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Monday's Saying...

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague... jem...
11:36 Mon 26th Mar 20126 answers, last by mrs_overall 11:53 Mon 26th Mar 2012
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Working People...

(An Oldie but still a Goodie) frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we...
11:06 Mon 26th Mar 20124 answers, last by marval 15:12 Mon 26th Mar 2012
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The Taxi Driver...

An Arab enters a taxi.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no...
15:54 Sun 25th Mar 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 16:07 Sun 25th Mar 2012
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Sundays Saying...

Drive carefully; Its not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. jem...
14:46 Sun 25th Mar 2012
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Grandmother...

: JEWISH ELBOW Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to stayt with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a...
14:35 Sun 25th Mar 20123 answers, last by tonyav 14:57 Sun 25th Mar 2012
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Saturday's Saying...

Never buy a car you can't push... jem...
15:08 Sat 24th Mar 2012
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Friday's Saying...

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. jem...
16:33 Fri 23rd Mar 2012
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The Diet

Irish Diet ?? An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day .........
23:29 Thu 22nd Mar 20125 answers, last by marval 09:34 Fri 23rd Mar 2012
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Thursday's Saying...

If you lend someone £20 and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it... jem...
14:54 Thu 22nd Mar 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 23:46 Fri 23rd Mar 2012
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EE Tonight.

Did anyone else think that Shirley went OTT over the death of Heather? She shouted she screamed went berserk, - I've experiensed death in the family several times and have never thought the need to be...
23:38 Wed 21st Mar 201216 answers, last by ummmm 17:36 Fri 23rd Mar 2012
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Wednesday's Saying...

Accept the fact that some days you'rethe Pigeon, & some days you're the statue... jem...
14:32 Wed 21st Mar 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 14:58 Thu 22nd Mar 2012
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Tuesdays Saying...

Did you know its the first day of spring today? Remember: Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. jem...
12:44 Tue 20th Mar 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 23:10 Tue 20th Mar 2012
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Scott & Bailey...

I'm enjoying the new series of 'Scott & Bailey and have just realised that the actress playing Nadia is the one that played a Dingle in 'Emerdale' a few years back. For the life of me I cant...
23:59 Mon 19th Mar 201211 answers, last by Jemisa 12:57 Tue 20th Mar 2012
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A 60 year old...

A 60-year-old woman goes to her doctor for her annual physical. He examines her thoroughly and says, 'Well, I've got good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you are in wonderful shape. I...
13:01 Mon 19th Mar 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 23:41 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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Politics?...

Whether Conservative, Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am...
23:34 Sun 18th Mar 20128 answers, last by Jemisa 13:05 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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The old lady.

An old lady came into her doctor's surgery and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odour. In fact, since I've been...
14:38 Fri 16th Mar 20125 answers, last by chaptazbru 16:41 Fri 16th Mar 2012

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