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The blonde & the Lord...

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started...
17:02 Thu 23rd Feb 20126 answers, last by wildwood 01:26 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Womans Logic

I LOVE THIS WOMAN's LOGIC An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said,...
10:23 Thu 23rd Feb 20125 answers, last by marval 17:56 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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A Bloke...

A bloke goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know...
23:57 Wed 22nd Feb 20129 answers, last by Jemisa 12:53 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Why do men...

Q. "Why do men leave the seat up?" A, "When water evaporates it cools the air and that helps to prevent global warming, thats why men leave the seat up....
23:28 Tue 21st Feb 201212 answers, last by heathfield 16:53 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Relationships - Marriage.

Relationships - Marriage - Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead? A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q. How can you tell if your husband is dead? A. The sex is the same but you get to...
23:47 Mon 20th Feb 20127 answers, last by roger 20:24 Tue 21st Feb 2012
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What Day?

Thank God Sunday is nearly over, can't wait for Monday, my fav day of the week. People seem friendlier, brighter, full of 'get up & go' but Sat/Sun they curl up in their nests & hibernate....
23:47 Sun 19th Feb 201217 answers, last by jno 01:16 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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A Dentist..

noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she...
12:18 Sat 18th Feb 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 16:42 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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Bob Knows Everybody...

Bob Knows Everybody Bob and his friend are sitting in their deck-chairs admiring the sunset. Bob has a proud smile on his face when he says, "You know, I don't think there's anyone on this planet...
15:48 Fri 17th Feb 201225 answers, last by missprim 00:30 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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E/Enders & Corie

I've been wondering for a long time if anyone else has noticed that in E/Enders and Corie no-one seems to have any carpets, you constantly hear the clack of shoes on bare floors even in the Rovers,...
15:08 Thu 16th Feb 201226 answers, last by Jemisa 00:19 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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Michael staggered..

.' Michael staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking mate, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs...
15:41 Wed 15th Feb 20129 answers, last by wildwood 21:28 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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Google Logo...

Have any of you clicked on the 'Google Logo' today? Awwww! how sweet, & the music must be 50s. I loved it. jem...
16:39 Tue 14th Feb 20126 answers, last by boxtops 18:22 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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"Trust"

You can't beat "TRUST", so to speak There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom....
15:43 Tue 14th Feb 20124 answers, last by wildwood 02:09 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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Ads on AB page...

I shop a lot at M&S on-line & I've noticed lately when I've ordered something up comes an ad for M&S with pics of all the stuff I've ordered. Does anyone else get these ads on their AB...
23:27 Mon 13th Feb 201223 answers, last by dzug2 09:20 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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A Young couple

decided to marry. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, hoping to overcome his fear,...
23:14 Mon 13th Feb 20121 answer, last by marval 09:28 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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Birthday.

ThanQ for all your good wishes. jem...
12:56 Mon 13th Feb 201225 answers, last by Maidup 22:42 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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Hard to argue with this LOGIC!!

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof that they are wrong. A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say" It would...
22:36 Sun 12th Feb 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 22:49 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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Hard to argue with this LOGIC!!

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof that they are wrong. A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say" It would...
22:32 Sun 12th Feb 20123 answers, last by elzee53 15:40 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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Your Sunday Joke!

Mother and her son were flying with British Airways from London to New York. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats...
12:14 Sun 12th Feb 20121 answer, last by grasscarp 12:16 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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Religious Humour!

RELIGIOUS HUMOUR **A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the...
11:53 Sun 12th Feb 20128 answers, last by flobadob 13:52 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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65 Year old new mother!!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the...
10:46 Sun 12th Feb 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 22:51 Sun 12th Feb 2012

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