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women think of everything!

Women think of everything>>>>> Old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the...
22:55 Sat 02nd Jul 20111 answer, last by wildwood 00:53 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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AB Shutdown...

I heard there was a Shut-Down of AB yesterday aft'n or was it Friday? For a few renovations, can anyone tell me what they were? I don't want to break any new rules. jem...
12:06 Sat 02nd Jul 201113 answers, last by cazzz1975 14:13 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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Boxing. The Haye fight.

Haven't got 'Sky Sports' so H won't be able to see fight. Any way of seeing it on line? jem...
11:07 Sat 02nd Jul 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 23:06 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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Genie Joke!

The best Genie Joke in the World Ever!!!!!! (from my American pal) A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window...
08:49 Fri 01st Jul 201112 answers, last by wildwood 05:21 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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Cleaning Silver.

Clearing out some cupboards and drawers today for Bric-A-Brac for the school fete I found several Silver chains, nice chains but... they're black. Does anyone know how I can restore them to their...
23:29 Thu 30th Jun 20115 answers, last by Jemisa 08:58 Fri 01st Jul 2011
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At Glastonberry...

These blokes were all at Glastonberry No one wanted to share a tent with Bob, because he snored so badly.. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted...
22:03 Thu 30th Jun 20113 answers, last by Jemisa 22:45 Thu 30th Jun 2011
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Have you decided?

(Wasn't sure where to put this) We've just heard of a death in the family, A dear auntie (91) there's been a debate going on whether there should be a burial or a cremation. Auntie never mentioned...
07:11 Thu 30th Jun 201131 answers, last by jno 23:17 Thu 30th Jun 2011
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Deep Hole

Deep Hole Two Scottish gentlemen are out hunting for pheasant , and as they are walking along, they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first...
08:18 Wed 29th Jun 20114 answers, last by wildwood 07:33 Thu 30th Jun 2011
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Great link for 1950s fans

Click here: Two Performances - 47 Years Apart - The Diamonds Fingers crossed it works - Jem...
11:40 Tue 28th Jun 20114 answers, last by Jemisa 11:47 Tue 28th Jun 2011
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Pimms?

We love Pimms No/1 and have consumed quite a bit during the warm weather but it does work out expensive at £16.00 a bottle. Does anyone know of a substitute that is more or less the same but...
12:01 Mon 27th Jun 201112 answers, last by venator 11:38 Fri 22nd Jul 2011
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The Organist.

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation. The...
11:19 Mon 27th Jun 20113 answers, last by sidneythefirst 13:53 Mon 27th Jun 2011
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Abracadabra!

Where does this word come from? and what does it actually mean? Jem...
09:28 Sun 26th Jun 20115 answers, last by Quizmonster 05:54 Mon 27th Jun 2011
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Tarquin and Claud.

Tarquin was waiting at the taxi rank with his dear friend Claud when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Tarquin said, 'I've got to do that when I win the lottery'. 'What's that then?, says...
08:50 Fri 24th Jun 20114 answers, last by marval 14:13 Fri 24th Jun 2011
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at the bus stop...

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, 'I gonna do that when I win the lottery'. 'What's dat', says his mate. 'Send me lawn away...
08:17 Fri 24th Jun 201117 answers, last by Jemisa 09:21 Fri 24th Jun 2011
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At Lakeside...

I took my dad to Lakeside the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked...
08:05 Fri 24th Jun 20112 answers, last by em10 08:50 Sun 26th Jun 2011
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Something to drink.

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave...
21:47 Wed 22nd Jun 20117 answers, last by sidneythefirst 08:42 Fri 24th Jun 2011
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E Ender's Spoiler Alert

http://www.dailymail....s-Southend-pier-.html...
05:34 Wed 22nd Jun 2011

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