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Birthday present.

Birthday Present A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if...
22:34 Mon 11th Apr 2011
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The Letter.

This letter was sent to the Head Master after the school had sponsored a lunch for OAPs. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. Dear...
07:45 Mon 11th Apr 2011
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They walk amongst us.

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional...
14:32 Sat 09th Apr 20116 answers, last by Starbuckone 15:35 Sat 09th Apr 2011
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The Question!

Dumb as a box of Rocks A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN parliment.: A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Edwina Curry happened to appear....
13:49 Sat 09th Apr 20111 answer, last by 2shortplanks 14:06 Sat 09th Apr 2011
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Niel Diamond

Niel Diamond, Are you watching/listening? on BBC Four, Brilliant, the man is a legend. I wish they'd edit Lulu OUT. jem...
22:06 Fri 08th Apr 201112 answers, last by Ric.ror 00:57 Tue 12th Apr 2011
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Wax Allergy!

For the very first time yesterday I had my eyebrows waxed and tinted (A gift for mothers day) they look great, nice shape, tidy, nice light brown colour. BUT, Oh Gawd! I never realised I would be...
21:46 Fri 08th Apr 201119 answers, last by Jemisa 08:40 Sat 09th Apr 2011
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Do you ever wonder....

* Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? * Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but...
03:30 Fri 08th Apr 20118 answers, last by Jemisa 21:25 Fri 08th Apr 2011
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Wasn't me, Honest!

A GRANNY wielding a spade cut off the internet to an entire country while scavenging for copper. Georgian police arrested the 75-year-old who single-handedly severed web connections to neighbouring...
14:22 Thu 07th Apr 201112 answers, last by birdie1971 23:44 Fri 08th Apr 2011
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Eyebrow wax?

As a Mothers Day gift my daughter has treated me to a couple of sessions at the 'Beauty Shop' I'm having my eyebrows waxed & tinted and also a hand massage. & while this is going on I'm having...
07:34 Thu 07th Apr 20114 answers, last by lcg76 08:02 Thu 07th Apr 2011
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Where's the Sausage

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The...
23:02 Wed 06th Apr 20115 answers, last by marval 10:35 Thu 07th Apr 2011
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The true meaning of Weight Gain.

I didn't put this in Jokes because I thought a lot more ladies would see it here. - Jem With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there...
08:23 Wed 06th Apr 201111 answers, last by sandeep 08:38 Mon 05th Oct 2015
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Nodding?

I didn't sleep too well last night (lot on my mind) I was up at 3am on here. Things are sorted on my mind now & as I sit here I find myself nodding so better have an early night (for me) anyone...
22:40 Mon 04th Apr 201118 answers, last by Sir Alec 23:30 Mon 04th Apr 2011
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EE - Tommy?

Is it Easter week-end that all is revealed in the 'Tommy' baby case in E E? Can't wait, its been dragged on too long. jem...
22:11 Mon 04th Apr 201110 answers, last by netibiza 17:06 Tue 05th Apr 2011
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Corrie - Yes or No?

I've got an idea that neither wedding will take place in Corrie Friday, I don't really knowbut its a gut feeling. Anyone else think the same.? jem...
22:06 Mon 04th Apr 201122 answers, last by Jemisa 22:40 Tue 05th Apr 2011
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Got a Joke?

How many of you CBers look in the Joke section on a regular basis?You never seem to comment on the jokes, there's been some good ones on there lately but hardly anyone comments Good or Bad. Perhaps...
13:55 Sun 03rd Apr 201117 answers, last by Jemisa 23:09 Sun 03rd Apr 2011
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The annual medical..

An elderly man goes into his doctors for an annual medical After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another...
21:36 Sat 02nd Apr 20114 answers, last by askyourgran 21:30 Wed 06th Apr 2011
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You can be the man of....

Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this...
21:19 Sat 02nd Apr 20116 answers, last by anneasquith 21:34 Wed 06th Apr 2011
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Mothers Day in your house?

Are you a mum? Is your family planning something nice for your day tomorrow? Perhaps they live a way away, do they phone, email? Is it all a secret and they'll surprise you? Do they never remember...
09:33 Sat 02nd Apr 201122 answers, last by Jemisa 21:53 Sat 02nd Apr 2011
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The Age Gap!

Gap At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is...
11:45 Fri 01st Apr 20113 answers, last by wildwood 07:47 Sat 02nd Apr 2011

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