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Just a Quickie...

A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe...
21:37 Thu 27th Jan 20111 answer, last by douglas9401 22:18 Thu 27th Jan 2011
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On Top

Its Pancake Day in a couple of weeks ,dunno the date but its always near my birthday (13th) - What concoction do you like on yours? Me? I just like Lemon & sugar (sweetener in my case) Yours? jem...
06:46 Wed 26th Jan 201115 answers, last by NazNomad 12:11 Fri 28th Jan 2011
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Spicey Thai Stir-Fry

Went to some friends over the w/end, she served up this fab meal & i asked her for the recipe which she emailed to me today. (Its for 6 to 8 people) Anyway, here's the ingredients: 1 green bell...
23:59 Tue 25th Jan 20115 answers, last by Michi83 14:05 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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Miliyery Punishment...

A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full...
17:16 Mon 24th Jan 201110 answers, last by mike11111 00:32 Tue 25th Jan 2011
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Your Mattress?

Has anyone got one of those 'Memory Mattresses'? you know the sort that moulds your body or your body moulds it. They are supposed to be expensive but well worth it. My bro has a 'Topper' and likes it...
15:02 Mon 24th Jan 201123 answers, last by Jemisa 10:49 Tue 25th Jan 2011
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Entertainment Night...

Entertainment Night! It was entertainment night at the Care Home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience.'...
23:32 Sun 23rd Jan 20112 answers, last by wildwood 22:14 Mon 24th Jan 2011
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Birthdate Bible Verse.

http://www.birthverse.com/mybirthverse.cfm Look up your birthdate& see what Bible versecorresponds to it. Did you know the Bible has a special verse for everyone's birthday? jem...
16:13 Sun 23rd Jan 201126 answers, last by boxtops 08:00 Thu 27th Jan 2011
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What Woke you this morning?

Was it the Alarm Clock - The Kids - Your Partner - Door Bell - The Baby - Flushing of the Loo - Birdsong - TV/Radio switched on - Other > > > Or was it like me Bl00dy Foxes Barking &...
06:36 Sun 23rd Jan 201133 answers, last by Jemisa 13:09 Sun 23rd Jan 2011
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The Auction...

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off Joy-sticks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife...
20:41 Sat 22nd Jan 20112 answers, last by rowanwitch 14:40 Mon 24th Jan 2011
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Blonde Joke..

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbour suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a...
22:21 Fri 21st Jan 20113 answers, last by wildwood 07:23 Sat 22nd Jan 2011
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Royal Snub for >>>

NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS., MERRY OLD ENGLAND HAVE THEY GOT SOME STARCH IN THEIR BRITCHES.? Royal snub for the Obama’s: Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding: President Barack Obama and...
11:49 Fri 21st Jan 201133 answers, last by DrFilth 19:35 Sat 22nd Jan 2011
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I Think its Time...

Two 90-year-olds had been dating for some time, when the man told the woman, "I think it's time we had sex, don't you agree?" The old woman agrees and the two make love that afternoon....
10:19 Fri 21st Jan 20112 answers, last by marval 15:46 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Filthy

Because of back problems I find it difficult to clean my oven,& now even if I do say it myself its getting beyond filthy, I can get the rungs out & put 'em in the dishwasher but the rest I'm...
23:04 Thu 20th Jan 201116 answers, last by boxtops 20:01 Sun 23rd Jan 2011
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Why Italian's Pass....

Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside... " ***, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated...
22:45 Wed 19th Jan 20113 answers, last by notafish 15:24 Thu 20th Jan 2011
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One Flew Over The.....

----- Subject: FW: ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST - IN DUBLIN --------- IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THIS STORY? Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the...
16:35 Wed 19th Jan 20113 answers, last by squarebear 16:38 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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Prostate Check Up...

Prostate check-up... An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The...
22:23 Tue 18th Jan 201111 answers, last by anneasquith 00:04 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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Who is responsible?

I did a dark wash today (blacks navy's etc) afterwards on taking them from the machine I noticed everything was covered in white bits (paper tissue) which my H tells me he left in his jeans pocket....
22:54 Mon 17th Jan 201147 answers, last by yelenots 19:08 Tue 18th Jan 2011
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Quickie in the bushes.

Quickie in the Bushes. There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes...
22:35 Mon 17th Jan 201117 answers, last by docspock 11:28 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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The 1940s

http://oldfortyfives.com/decadeofthe1940s.html...
22:07 Sun 16th Jan 20115 answers, last by Jemisa 09:43 Mon 17th Jan 2011
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Bed Time..

I'm going to love you and leave you now, this aft'n I had a nap on the settee and I wasn't tired at normal bed time (about midnight) so decided to join you ABers. I think now I'm ready but my body...
02:07 Sun 16th Jan 201115 answers, last by tamborine 02:40 Sun 16th Jan 2011

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