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'The Black Bra'

The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and...
00:57 Sun 16th Jan 20114 answers, last by askyourgran 22:42 Mon 17th Jan 2011
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Corrie - David to marry.

I read in a TV mag. today there's going to be a wedding in early spring. - Guess Who? David Platt & - (Can you Adam & Eve it?) Kylie........... Yes, Kylie, Beccy's wayward sister. WOW! what a...
21:57 Fri 14th Jan 201128 answers, last by chrissa1 23:23 Sat 15th Jan 2011
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It just can't be taught!

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance...
21:07 Fri 14th Jan 20113 answers, last by andhratiwari 15:30 Fri 22nd Apr 2011
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Did you know it was Willie Nelsons 75th B/day?

Willie Nelson quote on his 75th birthday Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the...
21:49 Thu 13th Jan 20117 answers, last by alexanderd 22:42 Fri 14th Jan 2011
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A Perfect Pair!

An Old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for £100?" "Are...
19:44 Thu 13th Jan 20113 answers, last by heathfield 12:07 Sat 15th Jan 2011
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Solid oil in DFF.

I've bought myself a deep fat fryer, being as I can't stand frozen chips. It says in the instructions Not to use lard or butter. Must be oil. Before seeing the instructions I already had bought 4...
20:49 Tue 11th Jan 201112 answers, last by gingejbee 14:13 Mon 17th Jan 2011
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Are you in pain?

I'm in pain,taken a couple of Paracetamol waiting for em to kick in. Its all so stupid really, having a shower and ran out of shower gel, a new one on top shelf of shower cubical, reached up for it,...
23:13 Mon 10th Jan 201146 answers, last by supapapa 00:24 Sat 15th Jan 2011
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Sat-Nav Q again...

Never thought I'd have to ask this Q because my H always reckons a map will surfice, it seems he's changed his mind... Q is, He's now considering getting a Sat-Nav not an all singing dancing one but...
16:30 Mon 10th Jan 201112 answers, last by rnchugg 16:56 Wed 12th Jan 2011
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You'll like this one!

--------------------------------------------- --------------------------- Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living....
15:49 Mon 10th Jan 20111 answer, last by lesblue 16:39 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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Love this one!

Love this one! An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the...
15:32 Mon 10th Jan 20119 answers, last by flump1 16:02 Wed 12th Jan 2011
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If I - Will You?

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of quid for a dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted...
00:15 Mon 10th Jan 20112 answers, last by cojones 18:50 Thu 13th Jan 2011
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£100 per View

£100 per view A bloke goes over to his mates house, rings the bell. The wife answers. "ello, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the shops, shouldn't be long" "Well, d'ya you...
23:37 Sun 09th Jan 20112 answers, last by Jan1957 23:42 Sun 09th Jan 2011
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Which side for you?

Larkrise to Candleford on tonight, the start of 6 episodes,Thank goodness for a bit of good TV Two and 3/4 hours of Dancing on Ice? Although I like the prog thats a bit much. It does clash with L to C...
08:04 Sun 09th Jan 201122 answers, last by carlton23 23:22 Sun 09th Jan 2011
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ftao Craft

Sorry I didn't get back to you yesterday about the Mince recipe..... I'd never done it that way before but it turned out fine so thanQ again, and I'd give it 8/10 jem...
05:58 Fri 07th Jan 20111 answer, last by Jemisa 07:47 Sat 08th Jan 2011
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Stairs or Not?

How thankful I am I haven't got to trudge up a flight of stairs to flop on the bed now, I can have a wee G&T or two and just flop. It has been nice to be with you tonight folks but I think its...
00:19 Thu 06th Jan 20115 answers, last by Jemisa 22:01 Thu 06th Jan 2011
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How is This Done?

http://www.wimp.com/beerscup/...
22:23 Wed 05th Jan 201114 answers, last by ChuckFickens 16:25 Thu 06th Jan 2011
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What to do with mince?

I've got the mince (beef) out of the freezer for our meal tonight, will it be shepherds pie or spaghetti bol. I can't make up my mind. Perhaps there's something else (quick) i can do with it, any...
10:42 Wed 05th Jan 201125 answers, last by pixi- 20:45 Fri 07th Jan 2011
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Are you Normal?

Any one else glad we're all back to normality now? Back to work, Shops open as normal, busses as normal, Traffic as normal, Decorations down, Normal food, Kids back to school as normal Ahhhhh! -...
10:18 Tue 04th Jan 201118 answers, last by Jemisa 16:24 Tue 04th Jan 2011
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Emergancy by a 5 yr old...

> http://www.maniacworld.com/stay-calm-dad.html > >...
22:49 Mon 03rd Jan 20113 answers, last by wolf63 23:06 Mon 03rd Jan 2011
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Name that show!

That TV slot between the news and the soaps 7o/c - 7-30pm on whatever side is always - well nothing, Lets have one of the old game shows back to fill the void. - How about Give us a Clue? - Win Lose...
10:22 Mon 03rd Jan 201113 answers, last by linedancer16 13:51 Mon 03rd Jan 2011

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