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A Recent Study...

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol...
00:37 Thu 16th Dec 20103 answers, last by society 01:10 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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Poor Grandad...

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his...
22:41 Tue 14th Dec 20103 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:49 Tue 14th Dec 2010
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The Girl Lodger...

The Girl Lodger A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath,although if she wanted to, she could...
22:05 Tue 14th Dec 20102 answers, last by marval 22:08 Tue 14th Dec 2010
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10% Service charge....

A big crowd of us are going out for Boxing day Lunch to a nice restaurant in towm. Its all booked and deposit paid. They gave us a copy of the menu we'll be choosing from. However I did notice in...
21:53 Tue 14th Dec 201018 answers, last by oranger 05:33 Wed 15th Dec 2010
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Animals say the funniest things!

http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/ This is very funny its about 4 mins long but oh soo worth it. jem...
17:06 Tue 14th Dec 2010
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The Irish Priest...

Top o' the Mornin' to ya. An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window...
09:28 Tue 14th Dec 20103 answers, last by Count-A-Strong 12:30 Tue 14th Dec 2010
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Botox & Rita?

Does anyone else think Rita has had Botox on her upper lip? Looks like it to me, I know she is supposed to be battered and bruised by this shop collapse but I definately think she's had botox. Do you...
21:07 Mon 13th Dec 20107 answers, last by ttfn 16:45 Wed 15th Dec 2010
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How observant are you?

THIS IS INCREDIBLE... Read all the Numbers.... Slowly and in Order!! Be Careful not to MISS ANY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30...
12:04 Mon 13th Dec 20103 answers, last by neilwitr 21:07 Mon 13th Dec 2010
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Poor Grandma!!

At the Airport? jem...
23:55 Sat 11th Dec 20103 answers, last by Jemisa 23:03 Sun 12th Dec 2010
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Rat-Tat-Tat...

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this...
23:00 Sat 11th Dec 20103 answers, last by Jemisa 14:18 Sun 12th Dec 2010
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Golf Lessons?

> Man killed on golf course > > A foursome of blokes is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is > hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. > >...
10:12 Fri 10th Dec 20103 answers, last by Jemisa 22:22 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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The 'Happy' Meal'

> > A while back, when I was considerably younger, my date picked me up at my parents home. > > > > He'd scraped together enough money to take me to a very nice > > restaurant....
16:40 Thu 09th Dec 201017 answers, last by Jemisa 17:13 Thu 09th Dec 2010
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A winter poem

--- A short winter poem  I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you. It was to me, and it's very well written. 'WINTER' a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre......
23:54 Wed 08th Dec 201010 answers, last by carlton23 00:06 Thu 09th Dec 2010
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Now thats funny...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYfDnc42wog...
23:23 Tue 07th Dec 20102 answers, last by Jemisa 23:50 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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A Little Christmas Story..

A Little Christmas Story When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus...
23:19 Tue 07th Dec 20103 answers, last by B00 08:18 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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Christmas Concert?

Looking forward to this afternoon, Going to a Christmas song concert at my G/daughters (4&6) Infant scool, We start with a warm mince pie and warm cinnamon tea. Both are involved this year soo...
10:38 Tue 07th Dec 20103 answers, last by Bobbisox 11:20 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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Getting Old.

> > Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man > walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. > One student said to his...
09:53 Tue 07th Dec 20101 answer, last by Invictas 10:32 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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Mmm! 2nd, Not Bad.

I've just had an email to tell me my Christmas Poem came 2nd in our local Social club competition. Prize - A cheese-board with 4 tyMy Christmas Poem. IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME There's a cloud of breath on a...
23:39 Mon 06th Dec 20102 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:15 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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Big Ones!

I've got HUGE baked potatoe's for tea/dinner tonight, what idea's have you got to serve with 'em? I'm thinking at the moment Streaky bacon done to a crisp scrunched up, scoop potato out mix with...
16:47 Mon 06th Dec 201016 answers, last by Jemisa 22:32 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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Try this one....

Try this one. 1) Go to Google Maps 2) Click on Get Directions 3) Type starting point as "New York" 4) Type destination "China" 5) Read instruction number 31........and tell me you...
23:32 Sun 05th Dec 20103 answers, last by spudqueen 19:27 Mon 06th Dec 2010

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